my standup has been erased |
I just visited my stand up comedian page on here and in June they switched the type of file they were using for the audio and video clips. Well, my audio file appearantly didn't transfer properly, so ... Posted by on Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:12:00 GMT |
And now for your viewing displeasure |
you know how they say there's a surprise at the bottom of a cereal box but it's not really a surprise because you know it's there. i'd be surprised if there was a turd in the bottom of it but that's g... Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:27:00 GMT |
Fuckin Luck |
I have very little!my 2 main hobbies (poker, collecting football cards) require a pretty good amount of luck to be fun hobbies and profitable hobbies and since i have shit for luck, i tend to end up w... Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:14:00 GMT |
hey! something free from someone awesome |
if you go to www.nin.com, you can download Nine Inch Nails new cd The Slip for free. i thought that was pretty cool and thought i'd share it with the rest of you kind folks out there. Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 20:30:00 GMT |
my apartment caught on fire. |
everything smells like smoke and i want some bar-b-que. there’s holes in the walls and the bathrrom is fuuuucked. no one was hurt and nothing seems to be too damaged though. Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:29:00 GMT |
a joke, i think |
- I'm just like god, at least in the sense that not many people believe in me. Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT |
i think this could me a joke with some tweaking or as part of a story |
my girlfriend said the other day that she didn't wanna see me anymore, so i poked her eyes out. Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:30:00 GMT |
my dad's surgery |
hey everyone. my dad had triple bypass surgery done today. it was a 7 hour procedure and so far everything is alright. he's still sedated at the moment so the doctors can monitor his heart rate and al... Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:10:00 GMT |
my dad |
hey everyone. i unfortunately don't have anything funny to say right now. my dad is currently in the hospital for heart problems and is scheduled to have double bypass surgery on wednesday. i love my ... Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:12:00 GMT |
address to wiseacres |
Best Western Tysons Westpark Hotel8401 Westpark Drive, McLean, Virginia
this is where we will be doing our open mic night at on april 11th. Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:49:00 GMT |