Super Egg Cited!!1

It was suggested by someone beautiful that I update this and I thought it was a pretty good idea since it had been over a year ago. I'm now 26 and living in Cumberland, Md with the nub of my life Nikki. We have a baby boy on the way(meaning she's pregnant, not like a baby coming in the mail or something, that would be weird, all the bubble wrap and packing peanuts and such wouldn't be too comfortable). He's due on December 22ndish (Space left intentionally blank there for the mandatory "Christmas Baby" that you will surely say when reading that). I'm now working as a sort of insurance salesman with American Income Life. Well, I'm training at least and should be officially working in about a week or 2. So things are looking up for me I think. I've got an awesomely wonderful girlfriend and surely to be awesome child on the way and a potentially great paying job that will allow me to continue all of my dorky hobbies (football card collecting being the biggest and dorkiest). I'm extremely happy and really the only thing that I'm missing is my friends and family. David, Josh, Jordan, Judy, Spaz, Renee, Chris, Carrie(even though I haven't seen yous guys in ages) and most of the people I worked with. That's about it for now I guess, there was a lot more here when I wasn't happy.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: feb 17, 1983
Birthplace: not sure, i've been told Richmond
Current Location: culpeper, va
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: i have a shaved head
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: Extremely White. I believe i'm russian, possibly some irish too.
The Shoes You Wore Today: a pear of black sneakers by World Industries. no i don't know who they are either.
Your Weakness: pizza, pretty girls with offbeat senses of humor, beer. A funny girl with pizza and beer can take anything i got.
Your Fears: Quicksand, failing as a comedian, never finding true love
Your Perfect Pizza: just about everything on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to keep doing Stand Up and get closer to establishing myself and perfecting my act
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: catch you later tater, i'll be el backo
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wish this pillow was a chick
Your Best Physical Feature: smile
Your Bedtime: late at night, early in the morning. depends on your perspective
Your Most Missed Memory: being happy go lucky all of the time
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: either one suits me fine
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton for sure. does nestea even make a tea that doesn't have that damn lemon flavor?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: just ham
Do you Swear: Yes, swearing helps me make my point. it's powerful language.
Do you Sing: rarely
Do you Shower Daily: indeed
Have you Been in Love: definitely
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: to some extent
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: i think i'm ok. i'm not gonna overwhelm anyone with my sexiness
Are you a Health Freak: i think i'm an anti-health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: pretty much
Do you like Thunderstorms: love thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: i own drums but can't play them. i haven't even seen em in like 2 years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: jesus yes
In the past month have you Smoked: jesus no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not even in the last 6 months
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i think i ate one oreo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: na
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: not that i'm aware of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Ever been Drunk: more than i probably should have
Ever been called a Tease: i hope not
Ever been Beaten up: when i was 6
Ever Shoplifted: yep, long time ago though
How do you want to Die: doing something heroic, like saving someone from a burning building or something
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: not sure.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: brunette or black
Short or Long Hair: long preferably
Height: under 6 foot
Weight: i'm mainly just not a fan of massive double chins. and i mean massive monster double chins, not just a little bit extra.
Best Clothing Style: no preference really
Number of Drugs I have taken: ever? not many at all
Number of CDs I own: 592, yes that's the actual number
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: more than i should
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