god DAMN carl, you high motherfucker |
Carl was just on my motherfucking lawn, literally a half hour ago. and that shady motherfucker starts throwing up all over my lugz when i go outside! the first thing i did was kick his gut and told hi...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 22:47:00 GMT |
mothafucker i ain't dead |
So shit. I've been getting calls all up and down my fat black ass and bills goin unchecked and thinglin's so one day i called up my moms. i said
"yo MOMS, i'm grilling god damned pork ribs tonight. t...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 22:10:00 GMT |
jesus christ, disrespectful bear |
shit son. I was takin a nap in my car the other day, because the man dont wants me sleepin and gettin blackness all up on his benches, and a bear came up and started fronting. So i got out. I was like...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jun 2005 21:45:00 GMT |
Terry Schiavo |
Shit, motherfucker, I see this fine ass white woman all up and down the papers, and damn.
They taking feeding tubes out?
good, cause i got a tube that wont fit in her mouth with no damn feeding t...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Mar 2005 16:35:00 GMT |
So today was being all funky. |
Today I was down on the streets. Getting my street on. And this hater came out and yelled at me. He said "YOU BUM, GET THE HELL OFF MY REAL ESTATE" it was some fine real estate. I should get me one o ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Aug 2004 10:41:00 GMT |
