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Tegan

About Me



Tear down the fence
and open every cage.


I'm Tegan.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a compulsive liar and masochist.
I'm a fickle, bitter cynic.
I hate religion.
I talk a lotta shit.
I'm pretty sure that my life is a lie.

I have a penchant for telling lame jokes.

I'm a terribly boring person.

=)



My Interests

I'd like to meet:



You.

My Blog

Doom spelled backwards is mood; I'm in the mood for you, girl.

Sometimes, I wish I didn't unearth relics from my past."Tegan Clarke is a tall, gaunt-looking man of forty-two who lives in Iceland with four cats.  So far he has written 4 best-selling books, includi...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:55:00 GMT

The kids can eat a bag of dicks.

It's been a long time since I last posted a blog.  A few months, I think.  This is a rough estimate, considering I'm far too lazy to actually check.  But that's what makes me cool. I wa...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:30:00 GMT

Lazier Than the Furniture

Guess what time it is?That's right, its--Tegan's Inane Ramblings!Where you can hear all of my deep, dark thoughts, free of charge!Buckle up, folks.  Safety belts is the law.   I want a model...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:01:00 GMT

No! Don't Shoot.

Pretending to be abstract with poetry.Casually referring to oneself in third person,obtaining no degree of anonymity.Trying so hard for undeserved impressions.A life wasted,trying to translate it into...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:21:00 GMT

How old is old? All ages show!

All human beings, upon the acquisition of a cellular telephone, should be required to pass a course in cellphone etiquette.  Yes, all."But Tegan," you protest, "why blame cellphones?  It's n...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Providing clean drinking water to the third world.


Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Kill Me. The King.

So I haven't updated me blog in a while, so here goes.*ahem* Tomorrow hosts my last two finals--biology and English.  Wish me luck? I'm -completely- stoked for summer.  It seems like it...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 23:48:00 GMT

If a quiz is quizzical, whats a test? Baaahahahaha.

Mmmkay.So if you’re going to Cruces this year for Warped (6-26),here’s the line-up. 3OH!3The Academy Is...A Day To RememberAgainst Me!AggrolitesAlesanaAll-American RejectsAnberlinAngels &a...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:18:00 GMT

Tonights for Fighting

Her name was Proctor.  She had a first name, of course--Brittany--but somehow, we never called her by it.  Almost like we felt that she didn’t merit that kind of recognition.  Mos...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Whats On My Mind, Pt. 2

"And so, so, Spaceboy please come home,I'd be so lost without you."cried Oliver under the moon.   I hate change.  It's funny how people forget.How they just start new lives.Everything good t...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:08:00 GMT