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Matty Joe

Getting Some since 1984.

About Me



I'm a firefighter with Sea Cliff Fire Department. Hook and Ladder Co. I'm a new transfer student at C.W. Post of LIU (super duper senior). I'm super easy going and just like to have a great time doing what I'm doing. (I'll have to add more to this later).(Get a hold of me on .. MJTSKI)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matty Joe
Birthday: July 31 1984
Birthplace: Queens, NY
Current Location: LI, NY
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blacker than black
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Persian and Russian (I have many internal Jihads)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers (its the S baby)
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Snakes. I HATE snakes. (ugh...snakes)
Your Perfect Pizza: Made in NY. Everything else sucks.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be more awesome (its a 4 year plan)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish the snooze button was bigger
Your Best Physical Feature: Have you seen me lately? I put adonis to shame.
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep. I spend the whole night doing myspace surveys.
Your Most Missed Memory: Late nights skating with the surrogate big bro
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Coke is for junkies.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I eat only at the BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: Yes.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Working at starbucks ruined cappuccino for me.
Do you Smoke: Like i'm on fire.
Do you Swear: No fucking way. (Generally not around women or children)
Do you Sing: Do you like headaches?
Do you Shower Daily: Yep.
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: On a daily basis.

Do you want to get Married: Is that a proposal? I don't date surveys, sorry.
Do you belive in yourself: I definately believe that i exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but i try to move as little as possible.
Do you think you are Attractive: I've seen better, but not many.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, i freak out when confronted with health.
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course. I couldn't begin to explain how great they are.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are my favorite:)
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar but i'm rusty.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha...i think it'
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ...how about the past 2 hours? What can i say, i'm a lush. (Kidding)

In the past month have you Smoked: Nothing goes better with booze than a smoke. (Kidding again)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Other than alcohol and cigs, i'm drug free.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes... and it wasn't half bad (just 1/4 bad)(this has changed but I'm leaving it due to hilarity)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. I buy stuff constantly.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Na, oreos arent my thing. Chocolate chip ftw.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mmmmm sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope! I'm dump free since 2005.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its freakin' cold out!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes but it was an accident.
Ever been Drunk: I can't remember.
Ever been called a Tease: Ya but i still dont understand why.
Ever been Beaten up: Very much no
Ever Shoplifted: When i was younger and dumber.
How do you want to Die: Doing something i believe in. It would be much of the suck to die driving or crossing the street or whatnot.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A fireman! oh...wait...
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the girl
Height: shorter than me which isnt hard
Weight: less than a metric ton
Best Clothing Style: Country girls are hot. Naked also isnt so bad.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Less than 100 (wait... does tylenol count?)
Number of CDs I own: Many.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: Negative but maybe one day...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I should never have eaten that stale candy :p
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My mom and pops (i have no idea what shes doing but i can only assume its singing). I love em:)
574 & 1/2
How to make a Matthew
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
5 parts humour
5 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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My Interests



Fighting Fires, guitar, almost any kinda music, LIFE, the beach at night, Ravens, Pirates, beer, Martial Arts (American Kenpo), late nights out, and having a good time in general. I'm super into history of all cultures but asian and middle eastern cultures are my big thing. Just a list of the rest: Sunrises, sunsets, Full Moons, Halloween, Christmas because everyone is in a good mood, birthdays, long nights, SUPER cold weather, Driving fast, living faster, writing fiction and non fiction, the travel channel, skiing, traveling to different parts of the world (been to Austria, France, Italy, Germany, Mexico, and deep into Canada), long nights with good friends, meeting new people, and um... long walks on the beach (I really do) 8o)

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

My Grandfather. Teddy Roosevelt

Music:

Mostly Country but almost anything else if it's catchy or intricate.

Like I said... anything. The only music I'm not a big fan of is the generic club stuff... but sometimes I can deal with that too.

Some of my favorite non-country bands/music:
Sublime
Jack Johnson
Slightly Stoopid
Empire
Avenged Sevenfold
Atreyu
311
Bach
Mozart
The Matches
Old Metallica
Type O Negative
Rise Against
Audio Karate
Pennywise
NoFX
a lil bit of Blink
AC/DC
Bad Religion
The Bled
Beloved
DMB
The Ghostbusters Soundtrack
Dropkick Murphys
Flogging Molly
Chimaira
Unearth
Every Time I Die
Dream Theater
Jethro Tull
Killswitch Engage
The Smashing Pumpkins
Van Halen
Michael Jackson (Pre-molestation)
Led Zepplin
The Lost Prophets
OAR
Mad Caddies
Pearl Jam
Maroon 5
Masakazu Yoshizawa
Pink Floyd
Eric Clapton
Jurassic 5
2 Pac
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Soundgarden
Audioslave
Incubus
The Blues Brothers
Zebrahead
Mindless Self Indulgence
Evergreen Terrace
Unearth
Poison the Well
MoFro
The Cure
The Used
Frank Sinatra
Sammy Davis Jr.
Dean Martin
Frankie Vallie

Movies:

Fight Club
Tombstone
Step Into Liquid
Ghostbusters 1&2
The Crow
Ski School
The Perfect Weapon
Pulp Fiction
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Last Samurai
Mickey Mouse X-mas
Boondock Saints
The Endless Summer 1&2
Desperado
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Finding Nemo
Lord of the Rings series
the first Batman
Hackers
the Rocky series
Bladerunner
Starship Troopers
Bad Boys 1&2
Oceans Eleven
The Big Lebowski
The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
Surfs Up
I Like Disney movies :)

Television:

TV is terrible for the most part, but theres a couple of shows I like: That 70's show, Family Guy,The Simpsons. VH1 "I love the ___". Anything on The Travel Channel, The History Channel, or The Food Network, How It's Made, Man VS Wild.

Books:

Biiiiig fan of Dan Brown. The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, and about to read deception point. Life Expectancy, Cold Fire, Across the Nightingale Floor, The Blue Nowhere, and the Bourne series. Many others, I read quite a bit (So, I'm a nerd, what can i do?).

Heroes:

All those who have stumbled and fallen, and still find the strength to stand again.My Parents for being so strong through so much struggle.FD343NY

My Blog

Fuck starbucks

What happened to the good ol days when a cup of coffee cost less than a buck?   Theres too much shit in coffee nowadays. Caramel macchiatos are nonsense. There should be a rule... if you cant spe...
Posted by Matty Joe on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

What are you guys up to tomorrow? (Sarcastic Humor Disclaimer)

If you don't have plans, I say we get a case of diet coke and go have a roller party down by the boardwalk. I'll bring the old crazytown CD.     WHO THE FUCK COMES UP WITH THESE COMMERCIALS?...
Posted by Matty Joe on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:08:00 PST

Emergency Rooms.

This is just a thought that occured to me last night, as I was standing around 40 people with various ailments. The emergency room is a place that you go to when you have a medical emergency that abso...
Posted by Matty Joe on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:09:00 PST

African American Friday SUCKS!

Oh man. I used to LOVE thanksgiving. Used to be so much fun. I'd have all sorts of family come, we would all hangout and catch up.   This year the family part was ok. But I am now employed....thu...
Posted by Matty Joe on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 11:01:00 PST

How incredibly exciting:)

So, I decided to spend my sunday doing something that has needed doing since I first moved in..... clean my room!   Yes, I know, how incredibly exciting. You might ask yourselves, why is this wor...
Posted by Matty Joe on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 03:20:00 PST

Whew... short hair again.

So my hair is short again. I could swear the world just cooled down about 10 degrees.
Posted by Matty Joe on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:41:00 PST

Surfing > Human Life (AKA The Bubble Post)

I wan't to go surfing. It's been way to long. But everytime i decide to go, it seems the weather instantly turns. The blue sky becomes this dark shade of gray, the wind picks up onshore and flattens t...
Posted by Matty Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Home is boring.

Being home is lame. It seems nothing here EVER changes. Theres still nothing to do, still nowhere to go, and I still have to sit home thinking of something to do and comming up with nothing. I can't h...
Posted by Matty Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wow... i hate Georgia!

People from Georgia suck at life. I'm making a left onto Lake Underhill from Woodbury to pick up my big bro and hit target. Apparantely my car was the target... I make the left on a solid green ...
Posted by Matty Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just got my herrrrr cut!

Just cut my hair pretty short and spikey. I fucking love it. I feel like I dropped like 10 pounds off my head and im about 4 degrees cooler at all times. AHHHHHHHH...... I need a job :( I nee...
Posted by Matty Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST