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Plants, animal, hamburgers, snails, barbers, walking chairs, buckets of cold water, stamps with Dr. seuss, bangels, snowblowers, Quentin Tartentino, attenptious mammals, possibly a human every once in a while, cheesburgers!!, the guy who invented the slinky, music notes, bagpipe players, Robert Rodreguiz, little molecules, chariots that are on fire...actually, people who wear trash bags as helmets, doctors prescribing high doses of dangerous potent medication, the color NEON BLACK (if he exists), Cedric and Omar, the guys that pass out porn in Vegas for a living (just to tell them how stupid I think they are), Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, ANY non-existent foods, baffled walruses with big teeth, energized buckets of melted lollipops, those people who live in the world where the skittles fall from the sky, the berienstein bears, a city where you can eat anything (like in that one simpsons where homer eats himself), baseball caps, the haps, mr. paps, tree saps, average maps, hip-hop raps, and bear traps: the artist formerly known as PRINCE, formulation calculation nation, the PreSidenT (to tell him....), homostateious capricorn molecular protein boosters, the sound of wind blowing, the bastard in my elementary school who used to push my head into the water fountain when I was bent over drinking water, the moonlight extascy, the spirit of Jerry Garcia, the guy who played the morraccas in the 311 "transistor" album (that would be dope!), the first guy to ever figure out how to make cereal, the texas chainsaw masacre when he was a little boy, cavemen, my dad the day he conceived me with my mom...(on second thought...probably NOT!), every serial killer in the past century, albert einstein and his theory of relativity madness, a scary story teller in the dark ages, the next president (possibly a lady???), artifical intelligence, the guy who made me scared of my akilies tendon getting run over everytime I am in a shopping market and a cart gets too close to my ankles, jack the rippers' PARENTS, jet sprays, sun rays and mondays; at least ONE monster from the 'Where the Wild Things Are', emperor penguin babies, Mrs. Burke (my elementary school bus driver who had "quiet day" on the bus every Thursday...that cold hearted bitch!), Did someone say Antartica??, probably NOT! Um, lets see, what else?? Probably some trolls, fairys, elves, santa clause, a giraffe the size of rhode island, a taradactyl, a penguin, eskimos, dwarves, smurfs, a cuddly teddy bear, Michael Jacksom, one of the Thunder Cats, Charzard, a midget, Snarwals, wizards, warlocks, vampires, werewolves, the lockness monster, witches, tremors, gremlins and possibly a leprechan or two!!