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mizzio

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About Me

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Layout Pimper.com GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKTcADLpbR4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who are not caught up in the social fads of life.old ones who have invested decades into this world, to hear thier stories and possibly retain some wisdom.interesting people who hold a viewpoint different from everybody else.someone who knows the reason behind my existace.a true friend

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Movies:

A rude New Yorker and his girlfriend were driving across the desert when they had a flat tire. Getting out, the boyfriend was about to start changing it when he spotted a Navajo sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke.He told his girlfriend that he would make the Navajo change the tire and for her just to wait there."Hey, Tonto," he mocked, "Hows about you get down off of that horse and come over here and change this tire."The Navajo continued to roll the smoke and ignored him. "Hey, Shithead, I told you to get over here and change this tire or I'm going to kick your ass."The Navajo looked at him and then said, "I'll tell you what, Lone Ranger. I'm going to finish my smoke. Then I'm going to get down off my horse, kick your ass and make you change that tire. Then while I screw your girlfriend I'm gonna make you hold my balls up out of the hot sand."Later, as they were driving on across the desert, the girlfriend says, "That Navajo was pretty tough, wasn't he, baby?""Naw, he wasn't so tough," said the guy. "Did you see him flinch every time I dropped his balls in the hot sand?"

Books:

being cool for dummies

Heroes:

My mom, she raised me and my brother as best as she could. i could never repay the sacrifices she made. Stepfather, without he, i could hav gone astray, beyond a mothers control.

My Blog

navajo 101

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My budder (brother) bard my pickem up truck." CHIIDII NANT- verb. __Expression for "for crying out loud!" Usage: " Chiidii, my bud...
Posted by mizzio on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST

darwin award winner

2005 darwin award winner.(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was t...
Posted by mizzio on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:13:00 PST

kama sutra

Kama Sutra Snowman For today's snowman, an illustrated dictionary of sexual positions. Snowman Fluffing Missionary Doggie Style The Bullwinkle Reverse Cowgirl ...
Posted by mizzio on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:02:00 PST

YOU know you drink too much!!

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donat...
Posted by mizzio on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:11:00 PST