I live for cheap thrills and easy laughs. Music. I love reading, the thing that has preserved me through more than anyone can ever know. Conversation is the highest art, but like any form of art, it must come from the heart. Good company.
Someone who knows a path to Paradise, for this Perdition hounds me like a rabid dog, leading me constantly astray. Someone who can carry on with dignity and grace enough to make up for when I find my own lacking. All the wonderful, bombastic, precious and vivacious entities that make this Purgatory a decent spot to wait for the end of Eternity, if it ever comes. Pleased to meet you. Care for a drink?
Opeth, Manowar, Nightwish, Borknagar, Lacuna Coil, Arcturus, Angra, Symphony X, Megadeth, Steve Vai, anything Paul Weller, The Vandals, Stiff Little Fingers, Chicago, Journey, you get it yet?
007 flicks, Outland, The Last Boyscout, 300, most anything Monty Python related (Yellowbeard, Jabberwocky, Meaning of Life, etc), Pan's Labyrinth, City of Lost Children, Evil Dead II/Army of Darkness, anything retardedly good, or maybe just retarded.
I like cartoons, they seem to have more intelligent content than anything else on TV right now. Billy & Mandy, Metalocalypse, ATHF, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, Beavis &Butthead, TLC-History Channel-Discovery-etc.
The Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan, The Abhorsen Trilogy by Garth Nix, and The Diamond Age by Neil Stephenson. Also, Tim Allen's books "Don't Stand Too Close To A Naked Man" and "I'm Not Really Here". But perhaps above all, Maddox's book, "The Alphabet of Manliness". Beyond all other senses of the term, a true must read.
ManowaR, the kings of true metal! These guys inspire me to get up and go each day. Michael Savage, no one else speaks his mind like this man, and tells it how it is. Frank Zappa for being Frank Zappa. My penpal and dear friend Amydoll, for being there the once in a while when I need her, and for needing me once in a while. My sister Brianna, and Jeremy, the man who married her, for being so awesome and finally giving my nephews the great family they deserve.