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Those you call monster, i call friend

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About Me

21 and feelin the years,i love a good time, and i hate you all;)
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BIOGRAPHY
What is your full birth name? Andrew Lockwood Offen
What is your date of birth? november 4th 1985
Where were you born? Frankfurt germany....bitches
What are your parents' names? Sally and Lee
How many siblings do you have? How old are they and what are their names? technically 3...but 1 real one...16 peter(P-Dawg)
What's your hair color? blonde/red
What's your eye color? green/blue/hazel...changes
How tall are you? about 6 foot
How much do you weigh? around 170
What size shoe do you wear? 11
What's your house look like? How many bedrooms, bathrooms, etc.? ummm its samll i guess...2 bedrooms...2 bathrooms
How many pets do you have? What are they and what are their names? 2...dog...my DEMON PUPPY!!!...midnight...and a cat named sid and Boots
What's your marital status? TAKEN
FAVORITES
Animal? WOLF!!!!...u cant fuck with that shit...or dragons if they were real
Color? DARK GREEN and BLACK
Sport? soccer and rugby...its a toss up
Artist/ Group? fuckin hard question.....ALL THAT IS PUNK AND METAL!!!!....but if i had to pick one itd proly be for now....leftover crack....they fuckin rule
Movie? SLC punk...or clockwork orange...it think...although romper stomper is a great one too
Actor? BRUCE WILLIS BITCHES
Actress? ummm tha hottie ANGELINA JOLIE...i like her lips;)
Food? bacon
Drink? alcohol
Restaurant? Sliders oyster bar
Car? 1963 covette stingray
School subject? fuckin none....i fucking hated school
Cologne/ perfume? diesel
Television show? family guy or boondocks
Television station? cartoon network
Radio station? i guess 101.1 OR 99.1 before they got spicafied
Vacation spot? havent relly had much of a vacation newhere in a LONG time
Clothing store/ brand? machete shirts...BAND SHIRTS BITCHES
Holiday? I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN!!!!.....fuck all other holidays...halloween is the night where anything goes
THIS OR THAT?
McDonalds or Burger King? Mcdonalds
Pepsi or Coca-Cola? Coke
Cell phone or the Internet? cellie
Movies or television? movies
Board games or cards? cards....u can play drinkin games with cards
MTV or VH1? FUSE....but i guess mtv
Horror or comedy? horror
Summer or winter? Summer
Dogs or cats? Dogs
Appetizers or dessert? Dessert
Concerts or gigs? concerts
Parties or get-togethers? parties
Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
Beer, vodka, or wine? ...hmmmmm if its not guinness or harps...the vodka
1970s or 1980s? 80's......but none of that popular music bullshit...im talkin punk baby!!!
Rain or snow? rain...fuck tha snow...RIP ford escort
Mario or Luigi? mario
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or Jessica Simpson? ummm i guess christina aguilera
Drunk or high? ummm at this point drunk
Day or night? NIGHT...i am nocturnal
Black or white? Black
CDs or mixes? CDS
Corvette or Mustang? CORVETTE!
Reality shows or sitcoms? sitcoms...fuck reality TV
HAVE YOU EVER?
Been high? How about any other drugs? Care to mention? more than i can remmeber.....lol just about all of em.....y so u can look down on me fuckers???
Been drunk? ive got irish german and scottish in me....wat the fuck do u think???
Stolen something? What was it? ummmmm lotsa of things.....i dont buy hot topic band shirts nemore!
Gotten in a fist-fight? lol umm yeah...gotta have one every once in awhile to keep urself sharp...as a matter of fact its been awhile...anyone wanna fight???
Had sex? lol yeah...oh sooo much
Vandalized someone's property? LOTSA TIMES!!!
Ran over an animal? yeah..poor racoon
Trespassed? hahah umm yeah
Wished death on someone? umm just about 95% percent of tha human race...but yeah there are a few people i know that i have....just 1 lately
Told your parents you hated them? umm yes...cuz i do
Been fake to someone? umm i guess
Flew on an airplane? yeah
Broken a bone? If so, what was it? yeppers....atifs fuckin fat ass broke my wrist
Been in a car accident? yeah 2 too many...fuckin got a scar to prove it
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Do you find yourself attractive? ummmm iguess
Are you a jealous person? yeah i can be....but usually its justified...
What do you want to be when you get older? Dream job? waht i am now....record label owner/record stoe owner
What's your cumulative grade point average? low
What's the meanest thing you've ever said to anyone? umm i hate you..i hope u rot...i hope u die alone....an i dont relly remmeber much else about the message...but yeah it WAS NOT NICE
Do you fart, burp, etc. in front of your friends? How about in front of anyone? of course...umm yeah usually
If you had to go on a reality show, what one would it be? umm of them all id have to say battle for ozzfest...i dunno if that counts
Who are your top 3 male and top 3 female friends? BEN DANNY and BOBBY...JENNY P KAT...and lately Heather
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? How many and where? um yeah 5 piercings....an 1 tatoo...there shall be many more additions soon
Do you like drama? ummmm no who tha fuck does...an if u do u should fcukin die
What do you think is your best feature - physical & personality? i should hope personality once i get comfortable around u
Would you change for someone you liked? i have...and yes i would....but mainly depends on what and who
Would you rather be physically or mentally hurt? ummm well pains no biggie for me so yeah physically
What do you appreciate most in life? the single minded selfishness and disregard for others that i have begun to see soo rampantly.....it has opened up my eyes to so many things...and caused so much pain...but that which does not kill u only makes u stronger....and it hasnt killed me...but it may kill you....i am filled with hate for so many people it scares me sometimes....
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My Interests

no doubt about it, cant live without it, no doubt about it, cant live without it ALCOHOL!!!! its my destiny to die with a brew in my HAND!!...that and kicking in faces:)...maybe even yours??? maybe!?!?

I LOVE THIS GIRL TO DEATH

MUSIC!!!!!! movies!!....the downfall of this facist state....my band....oh yeah...AND DRUGS

I'd like to meet:

Lars frederickson,OZZY,tim armstrong,DANZIG!!!, jenna jameson and many others
Drew is...????
a sexy man beast
an ugly man beast
NIHILISM!!!
one crazy son of a bitch
YOUR BRO
YOUR SIS
ummmm....u hate me???
SO PUNK ROCK!!!...if u click this i hate you...BOBBY

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Music:

oh jesus where to start....ummmm i like most anything and everything EXCEPT FUCKING RAP AND COUNTRY...except for johnny cash....heres a list...AS I LAY DYING,ANTI FLAG,alkaline trio,,nofx,misfits,TSOL, humble gods,cottonmouth kings,corporate avenger, emery,from autumn to ashes, silverstein,hawthorne heights,aiden,LEFTOVER CRACK BITCHES!!!,a dozen furies, thrice, thursday,led zeppelin,rolling stones,the who,pink floyd, van halen, ozzy,black sabbath,HIM,the silence, shadows fall, a life once lost, the red chord, throwdown, tiger army, the peacocks, the ramones,the clash, black cats, nekromantix,distillers,rancid,lars frederikson and the bastards,dropout,catch 22,less than jake, the mighty mighty bosstones, they might be giants, underoath, blood brothers, at all cost, horse the band, against me, the cure, KMDFM,blink 182, boxcar racer, the transplants,dredg,wyclef jean, bob marley, peter tosh, toots and the maytails, saves the day, cursive, iron maiden, jefferson airplane and starship, a bullet for my valentine, summers end,mxpx, dropkick murphys, flogging molly, the chieftens, old bling dogs, medievil babes, cradle of filth, children of bodom, trivium, cannibal coprse, coheed and cambria, atreyu, the sounds, black label society,pantera,hatebreed, killswitch engage, stutterfly, strength in numbers, bad religion, boy sets fire, the agony scene, alexisonfire, sublime, dispatch, it dies today,evergreen terrace, senses fail, august burns red, rise against, circle takes square,billy talent, my chemical romance,slipknot,lacuna coil, puscifer, meat beat manifesto, diesel boy, billy idol, depeche mode, the addicts, the shit thieves, fusebox funk, rage against the machine, smashing pumpkins,zwan,nirvana,cradle fo filth,sepeltura,soulfly,godsmack,some disturbed,system of a down,against all authority,justin sane,jimi hendrix,runsixblank, foo fighters,carbon leaf,arch enemy,biohazard,blood for blood,.......JESUS CHRIST!!!!.....thats not even half of em....but yeah anything along those line basically:)

Movies:

SLC punk!! fear and loathing in las vegas, nightmare before christmas, and other such goodies!!

Heroes:

Anyone who isnt afraid to fight against the oppressors and be who they are and believe in justice!!!..:)

My Blog

some old ones.....wow really old ones....check it out if ya like

This glass full of poison,Never tempted me this much,Not until my heart was shattered,Broken into a thousand shards,Tearing my chest into bloody ribbons, Suicide seems like such a fitting end,To a lif...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:55:00 PST

a flash of light in a nightmare night pt2

a flash of beauty in a nightmare night you were such a pretty sight but just like a twister hitting a trailer park you tore everything apart and then disappear leaving ruin in your wake...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Sun, 07 May 2006 08:47:00 PST

memories with no future

this world is a thief it steals time from us all futures gone in the blink of an eye come on boys its time to live before we all die   killed off one by one memories with no future we shared so m...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Sun, 07 May 2006 08:35:00 PST

take with lots of alchohol

Hello what the hell am I doin' hereThat's a really nice suitThis is a really comfortable chairSee I don't know if you can help me or notCause I don't feel sickBut the pains in my head have almost put ...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:12:00 PST

my only regret was hello

is this an act of futility my hearts march towards disaster inevitable doom and destruction on this battlefield called romance   this love was once a forest thriving and full of promise but now i...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:08:00 PST

BLOOD BEGETS BLOOD.....its cute

"never love,Always Hate" is now etched in my heart this heart of stone that was built from your betreyal   "i don't want to lose you" words you spoke so many times but you didnt lose me YOU FUCKI...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:19:00 PST

happy fuckin new years world

HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEAR!!!....dude i went to culhaines irish pub last night!....fuckin incredible night..they had bagpipes playing all night dude....sexiness.....got SUPER drunk off guinness, harps, and...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:17:00 PST

.....i hate christmas

this season of senitmentality is making me sick.....all this reminiscing and happiness are filling me with pain....too many memories,too much lost happiness....I hate you for everything you gave me......
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:18:00 PST

NIHILISM

with every passing day my hate for this human race grows.....im sick of all this shit...if this is all life is then fucking gimme the 45. caliber cure....y does this shit have to happen???...y do i ha...
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:06:00 PST

HAPPY 20TH

hwey my birthday is the 4th of november!!!.....fucking 20...man im gettin old....or is it im too young to have gone through all this shit?????
Posted by Those you call monster, i call friend on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 07:30:00 PST