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Aeryn

When life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

About Me

I'm a married 26-year-old Cervical Cancer survivor. I'll talk to anyone unless you message me with any perverted crap. :-)

My Interests

Reading, watching tv, going to the movies, playing computer games, surfing the net, playing poker, spending time with my hubby, and my cats.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting. No freaks or creepy people, please. :-)

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Music:

I listen to a little bit of everything but I love 80's music.

Movies:

I'll watch just about anything as long as it's not boring.

Television:

I currently watch: Dexter, Eureka, Medium, Bones, House, CSI: Las Vegas, Heroes, Criminal Minds, Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Ghost Whisperer.

Books:

Guilty Pleasures, The Laughing Corpse, Circus of the Damned, The Lunatic Cafe, Bloody Bones, The Killing Dance, Burnt Offerings, Blue Moon, Obsidian Butterfly, Narcissus in Chains, Cerulean Sins, Incubus Dreams, Bite, Cravings, Micah, Dance Macabre. OR anything that has vampires, warewolves, or the like in it.

My Blog

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids...

Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard. ********************MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes...
Posted by Aeryn on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

Beer Troubleshooting Guide

..> BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM CAUSE CORRECTIVE ACTION Feet cold and wet Glass Being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling Feet warm a...
Posted by Aeryn on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart?Cuz you blew me away.2) Are yer parents retarded?Cuz ya sure are special.3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .I can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card?Cuz I'd like to check you...
Posted by Aeryn on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

Pet Halloween Costumes

Every day I have three sites that I post on, We Heart Pets being one of them, and since it's the day before Halloween I decided to just post a bunch of pictures of pets in their Halloween costumes! Si...
Posted by Aeryn on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST

Liquor Warning!!!!

Of course this does not apply to me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.    Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following ...
Posted by Aeryn on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

Redneck Signs

Here are a few signs that you just might be a redneck.....   (My favorite is #11!!!!!)1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.2. You can entertain yourself for more ...
Posted by Aeryn on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:35:00 PST

Long ass quiz thing

MISSION - GET THROUGH THIS MASSIVE QUIZ TRUTHFULLY.  DONT DIE ON THE WAY!  1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? I start the water fir...
Posted by Aeryn on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

Random Shit

I just thought i'd give this a try. So, here are just some random things! Um... well, I don't know what to talk about. I have started reading a new book. It's the newest in the Eye of the World series...
Posted by Aeryn on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:08:00 PST

I Said I Never Would..

nI said I would nver ever have a MySpace page but since everyone and their mother has one I guess I will too.  Now I just have to figure out how to use it! :-)  In the meantime you can catch...
Posted by Aeryn on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 09:20:00 PST