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About Me

Right now I don't have the internet at home, so if I don't reply to comments or messages right away, don't think I'm being blatantly avoidant or mean (you assumptive jerk). I may have a limited time to jump on and check at the library or something.

I like things, and there are also things that I don't like. I have capabilities and skills. I have some hobbies. I eat food, and drink liquids. I make mistakes and sometimes I learn from them. I know other homo sapiens. They have similar interests to mine. I have a sense of humor, it makes me laugh. Sometimes it makes other people laugh. I wear clothes, and do things to my hair that are attractive in my culture. I also apply different types of coloring to my face everyday. In my culture, this isn't for war... it's just to trick other humans into thinking I am more attractive than I really am. On second thought, depending on one's subjective definition of "war" it may be for that. I am proficient in at least one language. One day, I will die.
Things I Strongly Dislike and/or find really super annoying: Nickelback (and all of the several clone-bands like them)
When people think Feist and Bright Eyes (or anything else I listen to) are "gay emo bands"... Go put on one of those over-produced nu metal CD's you don't actually dub as "emo" or "gay" and leave me and my real music alone
Natalie Portman (she can't act, I'm sorry. And what was up with that awful fake accent in "V for Vendetta"? Sometimes it totally disappeared. That could have been a decent movie.)
The fact that I don't like Natalie Portman, but she did a decent job in "Garden State"
People who attribute your entire personality to your astrological sign. That's just retarded
Satan
Bullies
Those little yappy spoiled lapdogs (I could kick you and you would fly AT LEAST 14 feet, you annoying brat)
Sean Connery's voice/accent
Hypochondriacs
When homies don't respect they bitches
Pathological liars/over-exagerators/over-embellishers (you know what I mean, you know who you are)
When little kids are smarter or wittier than me
People with little or no sense of humor
Harry Potter (It's not that I don't respect the magical commercial phenomenon of books and movies and clothing and toilet paper... It's just getting old now)
Tom Brady
Miracle Whip
When little s dress like they're much older and have something to prove on a provocative level
Parents who allow their daughters to dress like they're much older and have something to prove on a ual level
Pickles
Soap Operas
People with such unsuitably big egos you actually just kind of feel sorry for them

My Interests

Cause And Effect
_Charles Bukowski

the best often die by their own hand
just to get away,
and those left behind
can never quite understand
why anybody
would ever want to
get away
from
them

You are a Radical. Right on!

What kind of Sixties Person are you?
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I'd like to meet:

Jessica Strys --
[noun]:

A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

You Are 20% Left Brained, 80% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

Music:

Television:

I don't know. Random stuff. I like IFC and the Sundance channel a lot. I usually end up watching some documentary on how they make aluminum foil. Or on war or religion. Or just cartoons. I also like reality TV. It's sick.

Heroes:

Leonidas, Jaguar Paw, Beowulf... haha. No, seriously. Oh, and Bono. Even though he's not a warrior king.

My Blog

"The Bells" by Edgar Allan Poe (My favorite)

IHear the sledges with the bells-Silver bells!What a world of merriment their melody foretells!How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,In the icy air of night!While the stars that oversprinkleAll the heavens,...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:09:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-Alikes (haha)

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Posted by jessica on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST

Barbara Streisand

You're a shallow, brainwashed idiot. We should all be disgusted with the way we've been acting. Hate yourself. And each other. And me. But you can't. You don't feel. You zombie....
Posted by jessica on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

Blah.

Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorryYou don't know how lovely you areI had to find youTell you I need youTell you I set you apartTell me your secretsAnd ask me your questionsOh let's go back to the...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:32:00 PST

The End of the World

hahahahaha. Go here: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/endofworld.html
Posted by jessica on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:14:00 PST

It doesn't Matter.

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't ma...
Posted by jessica on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:10:00 PST