I used to say that I'd like to meet Rik Mayall - although I havent actually met the guy in person, I did happen to go and see him at the theatre last year playing Alan B'stard in The New Statesman! I then managed to get myself a ticket to see him again in Hull this year...he was amazing both times!! I would love to see him again - I did go on my own, but it was a small price to pay to see the 2nd loveofmylife! hehe.
Salad fingers you are a stud and I would LOVE to meet you!!!!
GENERAL BANTER
FAVOURITE QUOTES
Men are rats! Worse then that! They’re fleas on rats! Worse then that! They’re amoebas on fleas on rats! They’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can trust is her daddy.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest? - I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time.
SHIT THE FUCKING BED IT'S CHRISTMAS
No one should take themselves so seriously, with many years ahead to fall in line...
The past is only the future with the lights on
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