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The Dastardly Do-Nothings

About Me

Working on an LP.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 27/09/2005
Band Members: Toad McCrow - A rotton ole' git box player whos only friends in the world are a couple of skunky scarecrows (and even they can't stand him very long).

Harry Dingleberry - The names Harry. Harry Dingleberry. And he dont take no shit from nobody. Got a problem? Hes got two more. "Tell it to my shiny yella' asshole, dude."

Dirty Mark - Dirty never did do nothin cept eat, sleep, and play the banjo. He had a woman once, but she left on account of his "nose-bleedin' hair-raisin' hell of a foul smell" as she liked to say.

Whisky Robinson - All the women call him Frisky Whisky, on account of his bulging masculinity; but he's only got one love, and it comes in a bottle. He's good for just about one thing, and thats playin the low notes on 'iz washtub.
Sounds Like: an emptied tin can
Type of Label: Major