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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

YOU GUYS ARE ALL GREAT FRIENDS...BUT IF THE ZOMBIES START CHASING US I'M TRIPPING YOU...no offense


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

santa claus so i can slap the crap out of him for bringing me the skateboard when i was little and causing me to break my arm...and the hooters girls lol j/k...will stick w/santa...

My Blog

NEVER

NEVER SAY "I LOVE YOU"                  IF YOU REALLY DON'T CARE NEVER TALK ABOUT FEELINGS       ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:19:00 GMT

The Riflemans Creed

  This is my rifle.  There are many like it, but this one is mine.  It is my life.  I must master it as I must master my life.  Without me my rifle is useless.  Without m...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:08:00 GMT

KNOW ME OR FORGET ME...i don’t care!!

7:44 PMYou stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He get...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Jeff Dunham Achmed's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:53:00 GMT

published by and old friend of my sister

                               Corner Of My Mind i've tried to...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 17:47:00 GMT

The BirthOf A Plan

in the beginning was the plan,then came the assumptions,and the assumptions were without form.therefore, the plan was totally without substance,and darkness fell upon the faces of the workers. they sp...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:14:00 GMT

the redneck night before christmas

twas the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse.   mom at the cathouse and dad smokin grass i just settled down to a nice piece of a_ _   when...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:27:00 GMT

never give all the heart

never give all the heart,for love will hardly seem worth thinking of to passionate women if it seems certain.they never dream that it fades from kiss to kiss,because everything thats lovely is but a b...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:56:00 GMT

is it live or is it memorex??

only in my mind could i have imagined that i could look into your eyes and truely see beauty. only in my mind could i have wished to be able to listen to your soft,sexy voice echo inside my head. only...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:49:00 GMT

food for thought!!!

today, on a bus,i saw a lovely girl with golden hair.i envied her,she seemed soo happy!when she stood to leave,i saw her hobble down the aisle.she had only one leg and used a crutch.but,as she passed,...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:28:00 GMT