My entire Ninja Clan was destroyed by the evil Shoguns ruling at the time and so, armed with a hover board and light saber, I escaped China and flew to Australia. My life has taken a turn for the mundane ever since.My allegiance is currently to the Empire located in Woodford and my lordship is the Emperor.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
My old lover so that I can wrestle off the mask of ULTIMATE POWER from him in an EPIC NINJA SHOW DOWN. I shall be VICTORIOUS and my lover will return to his senses and to me.Then I'll stab him for being a dick head.
