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Jennifer the Criminologist

You be the Jews and I'll be Jim Caviezel.

About Me

i am the kind of person who can get along with everyone. i am pretty shy at first, so dont mistake it for rudeness. i blush a lot, especially when talking to guys. i would do anything for my 3 darling cats. i am a huge animal lover and i get sad at the pet store because i hate seeing cats without a home. the one thing i cannot stand is a liar. if youre going to lie, dont talk to me. i'm done giving second chances. i am incredibly clumsy.. i broke like all my moms plates within a month of moving back in... however i love to dance, which i started doing at the age of 3. i like to sing at the top of my lungs, in the car, in the shower or anywhere, but i usually get the words wrong and my voice cracks. as a kid i had a goofy voice and as an adult its not much better. i believe laughter is the best medicine, especially when you can laugh at yourself. i am pretty laid back... i dont mind sitting around watching movies all night, but i also like going out to an occasional bar, party, etc. conversations with me are like talking to a horny 12 year old with ADD. i get hyper late at night and rarely get up before noon. i grew up in the beautiful sands of saudi arabia where my parents worked for an oil company. my dad still lives there with his wife and my baby sister isabella, who i just met for the first time in february 2007. there is no place like it. i have travelled all over the world and am content to stay in one place now. i love school and am a senior at PSU studying criminology, the coolest major ever in my opinion (graduating soon!!!). i do whatever i want so if you try to control me you will get a big fuck you.... i had way too much of that before to ever put up with it again. i always try to be sweet and don't judge people on rumors or stereotypes. i am so easily amused it's not even funny. actually i find it funny cause i'm easily amused.
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My Interests

i like playing pool, trickshooting (see my videos), watching movies (especially while snuggling with a guy), video games, music, dancing, crime and criminal minds, making out with boys, cats, reptiles, making things out of yarn, driving, staring at the stars, forensics, voices, rain, baseball, storms, psychology, fire, the military, playing with knives, colored pencils

I'd like to meet:

Isabella Mia

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Also my baby sister... and well really anyone... I remember every person i have ever met so if you know me somehow i would love to hear from you...
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Your Sex Life:

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Music:

I love a little of everything I am a big green day fan and yeah i'll admit it i like country...

Movies:

Anything animated, Jarhead, Black Hawk Down, Peter Pan, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Pearl Harbor, Poolhall Junkies, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, any war movie, Office Space, Donnie Darko, the Rocky movies, 4 Brothers, SubUrbia
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Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, SNL, Futurama, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, the news, Discovery Channel, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network

Books:

Jarhead, Harry Potter, Da Vinci Code, Scarlet Letter, the classics
You Are From Jupiter
You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness.
Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions.
Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom.
Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that.
If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice. What Planet Are You From?

Heroes:

Peter Pan, Sigmund Freud, and Charles Darwin
Full Name: Jennifer Shortridge
Eyes: greyish with freckles
Hair: strawberry blond
Have tattoos?: one
Have piercings?: 8 in my ears, one nipple, nose, tongue web, and the downstairs
Have a BF GF? nnnoooooob
Own a thong? : many

Wear perfume?: i collect exotic perfumes but rarely wear them
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: yep
Put a body part on fire for amusement: yes..... flaming fingernails are da shit
Been hurt emotionally: yeah but who hasnt
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: omg yes a few actually...
FAVORITE
Fav Color: green
Day/Night: night
Summer/Winter: winter
Lace or Satin: neither.... lace is itchy, satin is cold
Cartoon Character: stewie and bender
Fave Food: none
Fave Advertisement: that milk commercial where the guy smacks the cows ass
Fave Drink: water, jack & coke
Breakfast Food: currently toast, but it changes
ice Cream: vanilla
Fave sport: baseball
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: wife beater and lacrosse shorts
Eating: nothing
Drinking: saliva
Thinkin about: my daddy
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: nope
Worn jeans: yes
Met someone New ..: no
Drove a car: 2 actually
Talked on the phone: yes
Kissed someone: yep
Said "I love you": yes to my kitties
Picked a wedgie?: haha yeah like 2 mins ago
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: sometimes
Your friends: not as much as i used to
Santa Claus: no
Tooth Fairy: no
Angels: no
Ghosts: no
UFO' s : no
God: no comment
love at first sight?: i'll tell ya when it happens
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: not really i'm fine with my name
Do you like anyone?: lotsa people
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: dont know
Who have you known the longest of your friends: mmmm dont know
Who's the loudest: kevin blair
Are you close to any family members?: not really, i grew up far away from my family... pretty close to my mom though
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? friends
Who do you hang out with the most?: my cats
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: water
Let's run through: the field
Let's look at the: stars
What a nice: penis
Where did all the: cowboys go
When will they: ever learn
Why can't you: understand
Silly, little: rabbit
Show me some: skin
The sky: is falling
Tell me: lies
Hide me: from the world
Love me: like i wont break your heart
I your stupid: that makes no sense
My mom thinks you're: handsome
She's not: as good as me
Are you that: guy i met the other day
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: coke, to mix with my bottle of jack
Sprite or 7UP: sprite
Scruff or Clean shaved: ohhhh man i love guys a little scruffy but some are so hot when they are clean shaven really i just like guys any way
s or Brunets:
Tall or Short: tall
Pants or Shorts: pants
Night or Day: night
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: mmmmm idk, maybe smile?
Last person you slow danced with: not sure
Worst Question To Ask: whats your sign
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some random things people should know about me

..>..>..>..>..>..>..> ..>   some random things people should know about me   1.  I think snakes are beautiful  2.  I wear sunglasses when I'm driving at night but I ...
Posted by .:[Damn Precious]:. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST

I got bit by a stray cat.....

                        i'm gonna get fucking rabies          ...
Posted by .:[Damn Precious]:. on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:02:00 PST

HOLY NIPPLE

  ok so by now we all know i am an idiot who bets body parts on stupid shit and i had to get my nipple pierced so i've had it for about 6 weeks and it hasn't really been getting sore anymore unti...
Posted by .:[Damn Precious]:. on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST

Now you know my ABCs

MY ABCS A - Available? Yep but not necessarily lookingA - Age: 22 A - Annoyance: liars and assholes. and LIARS. B - Best Friends:  unfortunately long gone B - Bar: not a big fan of drunken s...
Posted by .:[Damn Precious]:. on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:12:00 PST

I love these things

  C0PY&REP0ST!PUT AN X NEXT T0 THE THiNGS Y0U'VE D0NE. (x) snuck out of the house(x) gotten lost in your city(x) saw a shooting star(x) been to any other countries besides the united states(_...
Posted by .:[Damn Precious]:. on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:51:00 PST

INSOMNIAAAA

Ever since i can remember i have had sleeping problems.... well as far back as junior high anyway, when i can remember having a little trouble getting to sleep because of all the things running t...
Posted by .:[Damn Precious]:. on Mon, 01 May 2006 06:43:00 PST