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About Me

i only like beer i just don't drink it anymore ..

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My Blog

i’ma dolphin, WHAT BITCH!

craig benner says funny shit.  tonite we were watchin the fight, a good boxing match believe it or not but not one with out a fucktard decision.... it happens and i was prepared but as we were ta...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:32:00 GMT

a crackhouse joint.

the deal at the crackhouse was this:  if you passed out yer ass was fair game.  nobody was spared preferential treatment for any reason.  i remember drawing a huge cock on the girl i wa...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:22:00 GMT

ever been jerkoff material?

i was in toronto not very long ago.  i was downtown checkin shit out, shopping and grabbing some chow when my bladder let me know i needed to pee.  so i went in search of a spot of relief.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:01:00 GMT

a crackhouse joint.

this story is short but i thought it kinda funny.  this one nite at the crackhouse, bram and his girl at the time showed up with this girl named heather.  i'm really not to sure about the wh...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:12:00 GMT

i got nothin

i haven't felt like droppin a bliggity for awhile.  i'm gonna dredge up some older stories of fights, copious amounts of alcohol ingestion, the crackhouse and prolly all of the above..... who kno...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:41:00 GMT

1 part advice 1 part story.

advice:  before you go skating make sure you toenails are clipped.  i made a mistake tonite. story:  the night we found the drunk under the tree. this goes back a few years to the house...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 00:47:00 GMT

sad state of affairs for boxing 2.

SUPERFIGHT!!!!!  that was all i heard on webpages and from promoters on the internet regarding oscar de la hoya and floyd mayweather jr and they're upcoming bout.  disappointment was to ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:17:00 GMT

i wish my friend big jay was here.

ladies, no offence.  i like the bar.  not the douchebag clubhouses that are the pat and the skuz but the nice lil sit down and have a beer (water for me these days) pub.  my local water...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:53:00 GMT

sittin west

benner and i had had this conversation before.  who it was about i'm not quite certain but the guts of it was this.... "fuck that guy looks like one of those W sittin kids, d'ya know what i mean....
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 20:32:00 GMT

cool power i got

i guess all the women of my life were right.  when i don't want to listen, i really don't hear what somebody is saying.  tonite i had to tune a bitch out and i really only hav...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:49:00 GMT