What a slut!!! |
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years, when one day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time...
Posted by I PISS EXCELLENCE on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Somethin got lighten the mood |
Original QuoteIf you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was....The new versions.....Pessimist:^^^^^^^^^ If you love someone, Set her free ... If sh...
Posted by I PISS EXCELLENCE on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST |
The Duck and the Devil |
The Duck & the DevilThere was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target...
Posted by I PISS EXCELLENCE on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:37:00 PST |
Life's not a bitch, she's just... misunderstood |
It's funny what my girl life can throw at you. You try to do your best to satisfy everybody but you always seem to miss that one person and when you do aww man. You try to help a person out and make p...
Posted by I PISS EXCELLENCE on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:09:00 PST |
