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Comedienne Ebony

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well where do I began! I am more than just a pretty face and a thick waist! I AIN'T NO PUNK BITCH! I WILL KICK YO ASS! I LOVE TO FIGHT! I love my 2 BEAUTIFUL girls! They are my world! They can turn my gray skys blue by just looking at me! They're my heart walking outside my body. I admire the strength of my family. My entire family is hilarious from the young to the old. Everyone who meets my family falls in love with them. We're not rich with money but we're rich with LOVE. There's nothing like support from your loved ones. Now more about me.....hmmm..oh yeah I believe that gas is too damn high and so are milk and eggs! Every time gas goes up so does milk. Chitterlings stink but they taste good as hell! I WON'T EVER live in another country cause why the hell is everybody coming over here! If you can't or don't want to stay in your own country something is wrong with that! I won't move where there are mudslides, earthquakes, or tsunamis. The ground shaking from a train riding by I can understand but from just the earth trembling on it's own, HELL NAH! That's too much for me! Peace be still! As far as tsunami's, that's just too much damn water!! I believe that you can never get back time you lost so make the best out of the time you use. Live everyday like it's your last! And remember this: I am smart, sexy, and funny! I am smart, sexy, and funny! I am smart, sexy, and funny!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! Dwayne" The Rock" Johnson! He's soooo sexy! Oh yeah and FICA! who the hell are they?!

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