A tall, sexy, black man with ambition, and no grill. AND a really good sense of humor._~_~_~_~****************_~_~_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OH MY GOD! I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD, PLEASE! WHEN YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE...ESPECIALLY IF IT IS THE FIRST MESSAGE YOU ARE SENDING ME AND YOU SAY SOME IGNORANT STUFF LIKE "HEY MA...U FINE AS HELL...I WANNA SEE YOU RIDE THIS DICK...CAN YOU TAKE ALL 11 INCHES?...YOU WANNA PLAY IN THE DARK WHILE I SPANK YOU?...OR HIT ME UP SO WE CAN TALK AND SHIT"...YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING A REPLY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU...BUT CURSING AT A FEMALE TO COME OFF HARD IN A MESSAGE ON FRIGGIN MYSPACE IS NOT CUTE...IT IS NOT SEXY...IT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE...AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT JUST DOWN RIGHT PISSES ME OFF! ON TOP OF THAT, THESE SAME FOOLS HAVE THE NERVE TO GET MAD WHEN THEY DON'T GET A REPLY! THE NICE GUYS WHO DON'T GET REPLIES..HOLD ON...I'M GOING TO...I'M IN COLLEGE..I'M BUSY, PLEASE BE PATIENT. BUT THOSE OF YOU WHO SEND THE WASTE OF MY TIME MESSAGES ASKING ME TO SUCK YOUR DICKS (AND BEING QUITE SERIOUS ABOUT IT) NEED TO MOVE ON TO ONE OF THOSE PAGES WHERE THE GIRL IS BENDING OVER AND SHOWING HER ASS. GO TO THE PAGES WITH THE GIRLS WHO SOUND LIKE THEY WANT A WALKING, TALKING PENIS FOR A MAN, OK? LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! I'M NOT ON HERE TO GET RANDOM HOOK UPS OVER THE INTERNET...IF THAT'S ALL I WANTED I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T GO .. TO DO IT. I TRY TO PORTRAY MYSELF AS I AM ON HERE...I HAVE SENSE OF OF HUMOR...AND YES, I CURSE FROM TIME TO TIME...BUT I'M NOT A HOE, A SKANK, OR A BIMBO...I'M A YOUNG WOMAN TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF AND I EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN THAT FROM THE MEN WHO CHOOSE TO SEND ME MESSAGES...GOT IT! YOU CAN GET ALL PISSY ABOUT THIS IF YOU WANT TO, BUT THOSE WHO ACT PISSY ARE PROBABLY THOSE WHO ARE DOING THE VERY THINGS I AM TALKING ABOUT...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
The Perfect Guy
Hair color?: Not picky
Eye color?: not picky
Height?: Over 6 ft.
Six pack?: Yes, I have decided that the next one should at least have that going for him.
Long hair or short?: short
Glasses?: doesn't matter
Piercings?: depends on where...No "Prince Albert's" please.
Eyebrows?: Yes...I'd like for him to have them...what the hell?
Big butt or little?: Tight butt, with the little dips in the sides...awww...so cute!
Chest hair?: little to none
Buff or skinny?: In between
Teeth?: All of them, and no grill
Section 2
Funny or serious?: Serious when he needs to be, but funny too.
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?: I like to go out, but I'm usually an "at home" kinda girl. So he needs to be the kinda guy who likes to do both.
Should he be able to bake or cook?: Yes. If you can eat, you should be able to cook. And I raised by a man who CAN cook, so I know that it's possible.
Does he have a best friend?: I should hope so. There has to be some place I can send him when he vexes me.
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?: Sure, just as long as he knows what the consequences are for any out of line behavior. And ALL of his female friends should know that he has a girl friend.
Out-going or shy?: out-going.
Sarcastic or sincere?: Sincere
Does he love his mother?: Yes
Should he watch chick-flicks?: Yes
Would he be a smoker?: No
How about a drinking?: Socially
And swearing?: Hoepfully only when he's excited or upset.
Would he play with your hair?: yes!
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?: ...sure, but I wouldn't be one them.
Would he pay for you when you're on a date?: Not all the time, cause that's not right, but he should WANT to do things like that every once in a while at least.
Does he kiss on the first date?: No.
Where would you go for dinner?: A casual place with an upbeat and classy atmosphere.
Would he buy you flowers?: Awww...tears...I've actually never received flowers from a guy.
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?: Yes...Omg...I've only done this with one person, and he is totally oblivious.
Would he write poetry about you?: He doesn't have to.
Would he use endearments?: Yes.
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?: Yes.
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?: Yes.
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?: Yes.
Would you hold hands?: Yes.
Section 3
Does he play soccer?: Eh...it'd be nice.
Baseball?: eh
Football?: Ok, some people are going to be offended, but I usually try to steer clear of football players.
Basketball?: Yes. Even if it's just shooting hoops with his friends on a sunday afternoon or something.
Water polo?: eh
Golf or something equally boring?: Golf isn't boring!....ok, it is, but he should play.
Does he surf?: eh
Skateboard?: eh
Snowboard?: eh
Can he sing?: eh
Play the guitar?: eh
Play piano?: eh
Play the drums?: eh
Can he keep his room clean?: Yes.
Is he an artist of sorts?: Sure, why not.
Does he write his own music?: eh
Does he have pets?: eh
Section 4
Does he use the word dude?: He will after he hangs out with me for a while, lol.
How about tight?: Sure, if we travel back to 1999 together.
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?: Everynow and again.
What kind of car does he drive?: Doesn't matter. A car doesn't make a man.
How old is he?: About my age. No more than 6 years older, and no more than a year younger, although I usually don't go for younger guys.
What's his name?: He knows his name.
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