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Kevin

Should I bang with the red or truce with the blue?

About Me

Hello my name is Kevin but a lot of my friends call me Antonio cause I look a lot like Antonio Banderas. I am 28 years of age and I enjoy watch Spelling Bee's on television. After 4 years of High School at the murder capital of the world, Milpitas, that is, I got a full ride to Barbazon School of Modeling. From there I was transformed into a super model and was rushed off to grow up too fast under the big lights of cities like Rome, Brazil, Los Angeles, New York, Burlingame and San Bruno, you know the most beautiful places in the world. So I was modeling so much I forgot to have fun and wasted all my money on partying and those Fiery Hot Cheetos, damn I love those cheetos. So I was now broke and out of work cause I had a permanent red stain from the firery hot cheetos on my finger tips. I was pushed out of the modeling business where I then took on a new job as a cafe waitress. This has been my dream to serve warm beverages to people all day. I am happy and even though I make no tips really, a buck or two here or there I am happy. When I was modeling they only wanted my exterior, but my interior today is as beautiful as a polar bear gliding into icey atlantic water, quite a sight if you ask me. I gleam with joy and I am saving everyday so I can catch my dream of owning my own laundry mat. My sign would say, "Dirty?? We can take care of that!!!" and in my commercial we will have scotty from Star Trek in my laundry mat and woirking and a kid will come up and ask how to do laundry, and then after Scotty shows him how to do it, the young kid says "Clean me up Scotty" instead of "Bean me up Scotty." Its really a good commercial. I drive a sick red whip, and for you losers our there who are not hip hopish like me, "Whip" means pretty neat car. Well I am a guy, tall and built rather husky. "Thats alright, thats ok, your going to pump our gas someday."

My Interests

Chilling, sports, Texas Hold'em, going anywhere, Reading, and appreciating women

I'd like to meet:

people who enjoy dandylions like me, Crue Jones from the movie Rad and Candy Maldanado. I would also like to meet the man who invented "Hint of Lime" Tostitos. He is a friggen genius. I would like to meet the girl who was in "Small Wonder" She is one of the best actresses of modern day times, not many people can play a robot so well. She had me fooled, I thought she was a real robot who later learned to love and have feelings, but silly me, she was human the whole time. Just an awesome acting job!!!!

Music:

All

Movies:

RAD, Ocean's 11, Super Troopers, Old School, Armaggedon

Television:

Friends, Giants games, Niners games, The OC is best show by far.

Books:

Positively Fifth Street; anything that makes me feel warm awwwwwww