Hi! We are the spams reigning from Gay Town, U.S.A. We like to drink beer! Spam likes Old E and Spamantha likes that gay ass Mickeys! We are occasional smokers.... we only smoke when were both done with your mom cuz that bitch knows how its done! We also like to go to gig-os.... If you've never seen us there, then your gay! Its true... you are! GO RALPH!!!!!
Spamantha: I like to go to gigs, chilling with my bud, spam... drinking, fighting, all that stupid shit! I also like chilling w/ my boyfriend, el punicher! Thats mostly it.... any questions???
Spam: Your all gay... If your taking the time to read this then you are a fucking low life. Spamantha owns and you dont. I like to chill with her boyfriend, Pun cuz he has a nice ass. Its soft... yeah! Lloyd has to pee and use the restroom.... so yeah later on!