’ MPL STATEMENT OF INTENT ’
THE MIDGET PROTECTION LEAGUE WAS FORMED IN THE MIDDLE PART OF 2005 WITH THE SOLE INTENT OF OVERSEEING FAIR MIDGETRY.WE AT THE MPL’ ARE TIRED OF THE ABUSE THAT THE SHORT FOLKS AMONGST US SUFFER. WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ABUSE TO MIDGETS .ALL OF OUR BRANCH MEMBERS & BATTALIONS ARE TRAINED IN THE NOBLE ART OF MIDGETRY AND ARE PREPARED TO UNDERTAKE THE NEEDS OF MIDGETS IN DANGER.WE REFER CONSTANTLY TO THE ’ ALMANAC OF FAIR MIDGETRY ’ A GUIDE THAT WAS PASSED DOWN FROM FATHER TO SON OVER MANY GENERATIONS , WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE THIS BOOK AS OUR BIBLE OF MIDGETRY.WE ARE A ’ PAN GLOBAL ’ ORAGANISATION , WITH MANY BRANCHES IN LONDON , BELGIUM , BELFAST , DUBLIN, BOSTON USA , CANADA, ITALY, SWEDEN, AND AUSTRALIA , PLUS OTHER PARTS OF EUROPE.
THE LIST OF NEW BRANCHES & BATTALIONS IS GROWING EVERY DAY SO IF YOU KNOW OF A MIDGET IN NEED OF PROTECTION THE MPL CAN HELP . DO NOT HESITATE TO GET INTOUCH . WE ARE , WHEN ON DUTY A COVERT OPERATIONS ORGANISATION AND CANNOT REVEAL OUR INDENTITY’S TO NON MPL FOLK . ONCE THE MIDGET PROTECTION LEAGUE HAS DONE ITS’ JOB , NO LONGER WILL YOU HEAR " OI YOU !!! SHORT ARSE !!! " EVER AGAIN ON THE STREETS WHERE YOU LIVE ; FOR WE ARE TRULY THE WORLD’S ONLY ’PAN GLOBAL MIDGET PROTECTION LEAGUE ’ .FOR SHORTNESS ,THE MPL .STRONG SHORT AND ALWAYS PROUD
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