I AM THE ZEN-MASTER! ; KING of the world and craziest Vampire-Pirate to roam the seas... beware... my 4 biggest obsessions:
MCR - AND i've fucking MET GERARD FUCKING WAY! hooray! ~mexican wave~
Harry Potter
Johnny Depp
Greg Proops
i like things to be different... ~sings around a camp-fire with Jester Ginge doing her native Indian dance ritual~ its just more fun that way.
i'm totally addicted to Whose Line Is It Anyway? and COFFEE and luckily for the people around me i have an unlimited supply of both... so im not too cranky =D
i can be really sarcastic, which a lot of people hate, i know, but that's my humor. get used to it.i get really pissed off when miss The Jeremy Kyle Show
and if i never get to meet one GREG PROOPS my little life will end so utterly unfulfilled you would not believe! ha.
HERE'S WHAT I WANT IN LIFE;
!!!DERREN FEKKIN BROWN!!!ZACKY VENGEANCE posted to me in a BIG box with pretty ribbon if that could be arranged?
Jester Ginge to have a Toro 'fro
Woody Allan around for tea
Greg Prooooops. just in general.
jam-jar glasses
John Christopher Depp II =P
D.r House to be a real person
GERARD WAY
it's not much to ask.
my friendies are the best *tilts hat to* ....~drum roll~....
Jester Gingey!without her im just a loser in a cape - she is my arch rival in our super-hero world... which only we two are a part of! haha! me loves her like this much on a scale of like.... well a big one... so thats a lot. She takes me places where we bump into MCR members on the street in the snow - in london, and places where we end up groping members of MSI and stealing pink umbrellas. (I bet that homeless guy wanted it.)
Heidi! - She's me oldest friend... thats right, she's 100 years old =O and i love her like well loads innit bruv coz we have the bestest binge days ever! She takes me to posh parties where we drink too much and then end up dancing like freaks - waheyy! And we are so blates gonna take her clubbin for her bday and dress up like superheroes man!
Mik! - We get ridiculously drunk and call people who never answer and then leave evil messages... well just that one really but that was damn funny! PARAMORE MIKKLE! Dan! - He's really fun and introduced me to Dune - hooray for Dan! And he shares a great liking for Mr Russell Brand with me, so yeh mate.
Loray! - Is well fit! =D me loves her coz she just so funny and she always manages to put a smile on my face bless her!
LOVEAGE
xxx
Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image Hosting
