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My Interests

God is good Amen? Yes indeed he is. Did you know he was the one that blew breath into my lungs when I was born? I like the cartoons and the job I have (on weekends, hehe I'm smart) and the esoteric rhetoric which leaks forth from my mouth that begins like a violin and ends like leviathan.

I'd like to meet:

My lil buddy that goes by the name of Danielle. The best thing to happen to me since the Ninja Turtles. Rest in Peace.

Books:

I stopped reading. So now I'm 76% dumber than you. But I would love to get back into the swing of things, not literally of course but figuratively and maybe even metaphorically. Speaking that is.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ is who I look up to because he is the ultimate action hero! Chuck Norris is next because he put the laughter in man-slaughter. Did you know that within his tears, Chuck Norris has the ability to heal cancer? It's just too bad Chuck Norris has never cried...

My Blog

We just might be ok!

If I haven't already done so, I apollogize for giving anyone reason to read a blog done by way of my mind speaking to my fingers. You have to understand that I'm not always in control...
Posted by Girard on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST

Truly not on anything healthy =)

Just when I thought everything was going well in my life, you had to come back. I had put you in my rear view when I first heard the news but now that you're alive, you seem to be...
Posted by Girard on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:16:00 PST

I Can't Feel My Feel My Face!

So I've finally decided to shave because apparently girls don't like that kinda thing. And because for some strange reason, I can't stop licking my mustache. Like a cat. But anyways I'm gonna try to c...
Posted by Girard on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

Strawberry Milkshake

2005 This week has been a weird one... Chris has been addicted to Resident Evil 4 and he finally beat it on Thursday. It was very kool for me to actually get so sit back and watch the game unfo...
Posted by Girard on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

Yes?

He wasn't familar with all the attention the seemingly came from nowhere. He wondered what it was that he had done differently from all those other people that lived on his block. Why was he...
Posted by Girard on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:02:00 PST

Part of America (not polished)

Someone tell what is the deal with our society? Ok I know that I asking just a little too much of you all because you dont care about the government tracking you every phone call to see if you are a t...
Posted by Girard on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:41:00 PST

This Past Week

This week has been one of the very best that I've had in a long while. I mean I finally got to hang out with my BFF (and Kevin) last friday at sonic. Saturday I spent the whole day...
Posted by Girard on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST