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& kitty cheese poodle

All U Fukers Suk Balls Cuz I Am DonJuanDella Nooch

About Me

Hey, %n! Check me out on Nemesis Isle!

My Interests

rocking out, fucking shit up on the computer in school.. ya kno, anything that basically involves me owning everybody. and i work out on a daily basis, i love fighting off the "chick"lings when they all flock to me when i leave anywhere that i am... i guess im that guy in the park with the loaf... thats wen u say "my bread!" and then u slap a bitch and send em' packin..

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE IN FLORIDA THAT IS WORTHY OF COMMUNICATING WITH ME

Music:

"oh my god, my girlfriend dumped me.. what am i gonna do with my liiiiiiiife? YEAAAAAAA, oooooh myyyy goooodddd!!! waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa!"
someone shove a cock in his faggot mouth b4 my hearing aid breaks
"uh, yea, uh, yea.. uh ... uh.. fuck a bitch, pop a nigga in his head, u dont know what its like to be a bitch in da hood... yo.. uh uh, yea, what.. yea.. jayz cant rap cuz he's a little white boy bitch like eminem, uh yea.. what?"
uh, yea, uh, what? what?....WHAT? ..THE FUCK R U BABBLING ABOUT?
rapper interview
can u say b-i-t-c-h? .. yes
can u pop a cap? .. i havent had to yet, but sure..
can u fuck a um, bitch? .. shiiiiiiiitt!!!
have u EVER been in the hood? .. no, but i kno what it's like, im black.. im black
when can you start recording? .. nigga, i b up and about dis biatch, frontline. know wat im sayin?
NOT QUITE!!!!

Movies:

i make them, i watch them

Books:

barnes and noble is only good for scoping out hot chicks and listening to people bitch about who should shut the fuck up..

Heroes:

alexi laiho! guitar god..
Goofy, because he's awesome, and so am i..
Palmela Handerson.. without her, testicular combustion
and of course, the beloved Homer J Simpson.. a fat ugly fuck that pounds a chick with some big ass hair and smokin hot body.. or relative to..

My Blog

My road to six pack abs

On January 28th, I started an online six pack abs contest. It started on the 21st, but I was unable to start until the 28th. I figured every Tuesday, I’ll post an updated picture of my progress....
Posted by & kitty cheese poodle on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST

My old `about me` .. enjoy for what it's worth

I HATE OLD PEOPLE..  im going to be a multi-millionaire b4 im 30. and i know what ur thinking, but im not fucking 30. i hope that my hair is just fucking with me and will come back soon. im 19, t...
Posted by & kitty cheese poodle on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

OH MY SHIT!!! read this EVERYONE!! the whole thing

GOD I LOVE SEX!!!!!   The other nite I ate some amazing chocolate.. I was about to call Hershey and tell them they might as well give up and go out of business now. Wow i feel like a faggot writi...
Posted by & kitty cheese poodle on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

What the balls?

How awesome am I, really? Did you lie about the first question? Are you sure? ON a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being gay and 1 being gay, what is Alex Baranowski? How pathetic is it that my little brot...
Posted by & kitty cheese poodle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST