Jono

"Tell me im a bird" "If your a bird then im a bird"I'M A CALIFORNIAN THAT MEANS... -I live next door to a mexican, or i am one. -Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "bro" and "peace out" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - I know 65 mph really means 80+ - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors ass - I can go out at midnight and wear a tank top and skirt [girls]/ t-shirt and ripped jeans [guys] -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD -We don't stop at stop signs...we do a "california roll" - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) -I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you