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Well...Anyone that has ever known me will tell you that I am the T-U-F-Fest Motherfu@%er they have ever met. Now when I say tuff, I don't mean that I am the meanest or that I have the biggest muscles (although, I'm not gunna lie to you, I am sporting somewhat of a gun show), I mean the get your toes cut off by the mower and not make a sound while you finish mowing the yard kind of tuff. I know what your going to say..."You got your toes cut off by a lawnmower?" No, you fu@%in' idiot. But if I did, that is how I would handle the situation. I'm so tuff, that when I wake up in the morning and get up to start the day, the theme song from Sopranos plays wherever I go...(maybe that is because I have it on continuous loop on my Nano...Ah, who gives a shit, you get the Fu@%in' point). I am the T-U-F-Fest. Anyway, if anyone thinks they would like to challenge my tuffness, they can email me a location in which neither person has a homefield advantage, have lots of cheering midgets present, and bring a 5 gallon bucket of ranch dressing...and we will Indian leg wrestle. Trust me...you don't want to Indian leg wrestle me...I'll rip your damn leg off.P.S. If you wanted to read the previous "About Me" post, it is now in the form of a "Why I Like Dudes" blog, for any of you butt pirates out there.Oh ya, one more thing. I like
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