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Wamp Wamp

What it do, what it do.

About Me

The Government Totally Sucks

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hookman!'s Custom Friends List Hookman! has a couple good Friend's OG Triple OG

Dutch Boy Von Painter

Deacon Blues

Dan on Fire

Timmy C throwing dem jiggy slants

Fly my dog across the moon!

T-Day Rock Out

The Jew

Kelly

Meaghan Marie

J-Nut

Mickey

Its pronounced Lar-uh

Cars in Ditches

Bomb Tasty Ethan..'s

C.M. Cosmo

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Music:

I am listening to:

Movies:

I need to see a bunch.

Television:

Any game show. I can't turn away.

Books:

A guy on my hockey team just gave me "The Art of Seduction" Ladies...

Heroes:

Funny Jews

My Blog

Concert review

A wonderful opportunity came along this past Sunday and Monday. Two shows. Back-to-back, featuring two bands I've never seen live: Bright Eyes and Cursive. I don't have pictures, so picture it in your...
Posted by Wamp Wamp on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

Drunk Camp Report

All right... I spent three days in historic Dublin, Ohio at the plush, luxurious Crowne Plaza hotel with 30 or so other idiot drunks like myself. Here's the wrap-up:- The food was just like jail.... b...
Posted by Wamp Wamp on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST

AmerAssist: a retrospective

Some random reflections on my last 18 months at a job where I got paid so much to do so little: - Listening to the voices of Dennis and Rob on my first day and thinking I was on a New York city subwa...
Posted by Wamp Wamp on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

Vote or Die

It has come to our attention at Party City, USA that Metallica is not a sufficient selection, fit for the title of the new "party band." This decision to revoke Metallica's status as the new party mus...
Posted by Wamp Wamp on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

I can't make this up

This is a true story. I'm woken up early Saturday morning (6am) to Bill Hookman talking to someone about my car downstairs. All I can think is "all right, there's no way I did anything wrong now." H...
Posted by Wamp Wamp on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Go to jail. Go directly to jail.

It's my birthday and conveniently this is when my DUI trial finally decided to go down. Well, the results are in... *****Side note for people whom I haven't talked to about this:  Back in Septe...
Posted by Wamp Wamp on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

Seriously, C-Bus Rules!

Wow, the 'Bus is bringing the pain lately... according to a study by forbes.com, Columbus ranks as the 3rd drunkest city in the country. Really? Believe it. You can catch the link here: http://www.for...
Posted by Wamp Wamp on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST