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About Me

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If you find anything at all amusing about this profile, then we could probably be friends...I'm a man of simple needs really - give me some good eats, some good company, a little college football or basketball, toss in a Newcastle or Bass and I'm pretty content...I have a day job, but also am a head basketball coach on the side at a high school in Morris County, and that's my true passion...being the head man and building the thing from the ground up is a constant source of juice for me...hmmm, what else - I'm always down with going into the city or hitting a shore spot (my beloved LBI!!), more often than not you'll find me chillin' and watching a game (be it the Mets, Jets or some curling on late night ESPN) or heading out to an arena or stadium to see one live and maybe drink too much and heckle the refs...we live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world and I consider it our most valuable resource (any city with a Gray's Papaya is good by me!!)...been able to carve my life out just how I like it, confident in who I am and what I want...now that's all very flowery and nice, but a handful of minor debilitations - while I am hilarious I can be a touch cranky at times too (a touch?) so just read me, my syntax and diction are simply better than yours so don't be offended (and if you don't know what either of those are, please off yourself), dissin' Def Leppard or Bon Jovi will have dire consequences, don't even bother arguing with me that Kubrick isn't the greatest film director of all time, I have a frightening weakness for hot dogs and Dr. Brown's black cherry soda (often at poorly chosen times of day), I will nap whenever I want so deal, and if you're late all the time you're going to drive me nuts and should seek friendship elsewhere...

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My Interests

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Coaching is my love, and some level of hoops is always on my radar, but I'm a huge college football fan as well, Saturdays in the fall are festive...Jersey boy thru and thru, you can find me invading the city or hitting one of many shore destinations, LBI chief among them...7-handicap golfer and give lessons as well, for you hackers :), and may not be up to Federer's level, but can still serve and volley like my hero Johnny McEnroe...

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The Glide for AC...
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And just a touch of Vin-sanity......

I'd like to meet:

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Good, fun people here at myspace, please have a sense of humor or get one and get back to me...if I'm really lucky, maybe even a woman who gives me that heart thump when I see her or when her name comes up on my caller ID, and through whose hair I can't resist running my hands (insert sappy music here)---- but snappin' out of that Danielle Steele moment, let's digress - for a fictional party of five, I have some questions for these folks - Julius Caesar, George Washington, Mary Shelley, Albert Einstein and Cary Grant, think that would make for some solid dinner conversation (I'd gladly learn a semester's worth of Latin to accomodate JC)...five people I'd sit down with today - Matthew Perry, Rudy Giuliani, Billy Beane, Jewel and M. Night Shymalan...

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My point guard next year, ain't she a peach...

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Stay gold, Paris, stay gold...

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For the last time, Granny, go fix me some turkey pot pie!!

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You're A Passed Out Drunk
Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car... What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You Are Most Like Richard Nixon
Oh sure, you give people plenty of reasons to call you "Tricky Dick."
But you're actually quite diplomatic, even though you secretly hate your enemies. What Modern US President Are You Most Like? Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 75% Superman 70% Green Lantern 70% Iron Man 60% Robin 55% Wonder Woman 55% Spider-Man 45% Batman 40% Catwoman 35% Supergirl 35% Hulk 35% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
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Music:

I'm proud to say Def Leppard is my all-time favorite band...hey, it was 1987 and Ortley Beach!! And admittedly, while I never slipped on a wife-beater, I did willingly don a sleeveless, vest-like thing with a zipper, and it somehow worked with the ladies no less!! My boy Jon Bon Jovi and pals run a very close second, and again I'm paying homage to a simpler time with no devices clipped to our belt, but also in part because my karaoke of "Wanted Dead or Alive" consistently brings the house down at bars and weddings alike (sorry Mike, I was intoxicated)...before I even owned a record player Adam and the Ants' Kings of the Wild Frontier remains the first album I ever bought, while Dokken's Tooth and Nail is my first great prize, a salivating achievement at the time, won at Union Jack's wheel on the Seaside boardwalk...ahhhh yes, what carefree days - didn't it used to be a quarter to play that wheel?? Now in addition to a large bankroll you need an armed escort to roam the old planks in Seaside...

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Movies:

Comedian David Armand teams with hottie Natalie Umbruglia for this funny skit...
Things aren't always what they appear...
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Anything by Kubrick, he's alone in the pantheon, I gladly remain one of a handful of viewers who actually got Eyes Wide Shut...well, kind of...it must be noted that All The Right Moves occupies the precious mantle of first movie to ever truly influence my life choices, I wanted to be Rifleman like nobody's business, but settled for The Shadow instead, I didn't have the arm or the wheels but did have the hands...two Matt Dillon comedy classics that no one seems to care about, Beautiful Girls as well as The Flamingo Kid, bear prominent mentioning, and Ed Burns' glossary of comedies continue to bring a smile to my face, the guy is just a regular joe from the tri-state who writes funny shit...and I guess lastly, as if I'm paying homage to some deity, I always find myself entrenched watching Shawshank, Braveheart and Gladiator whenever they're on, it's puzzling...
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Television:

Any TV discussion starts and stops with Entourage, but my general love and curiosity for the unexplained has Lost high on my list as well...Las Vegas is a treat also, a healthy serving of T and A with the greatest of all backdrops, I can almost hear the dice bounding off the side walls now...

Books:

Don

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A previous conquest of Don's

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My dream come true, Gray's Papaya are you listening?

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A mind-bender for you, The Impossible Triangle

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Heroes:

My father, for being everything a man and father can and should be, my mother, for always keeping the love in the equation even when she was tearing me a new one, Mickey Gasper, for being a cool enough dude to give me my first coaching opportunity, George Washington, a fascinating character (DO some reading people), for having faults like everyone but still stepping up selflessly to lead when called upon, and of course our volunteer armed forces, who are out there with enormous pride and courage right now preserving what we love and cherish so much...

From the advice department...
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style? You?

Las Vegas
You Shine bright and partake in all the vices. You'd rather burn out then fade away.

My Blog

Rutgers still on the tip of my tongue...

I'm pathetically late on this subject, but I've got a few minutes, so I'm spoutin' off anyway.What an amazingly fun ride this Rutgers football season has been, it harks back to vivid memories I have o...
Posted by Keith Sweat on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST

He was a GIANT...

This blog may not touch many of you by its subject matter, I concede that, and it's ironic at least to me the subject it has taken to get me to start writing in this forum, but it simply cannot be ign...
Posted by Keith Sweat on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST