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About Me

Hey, I'm Matt. I'm 29 now, live on Long Island, NY. I don't really think that anyone ever reads these, so I'm just going to make a bunch of stuff up.
I'm currently a cage fighter, working my way up the Mixed Martial Arts circuit to eventually get to UFC. I pretty much spend all of my time training in the gym, doing steroids (not often, but sometimes I just want to look ultra-buff,) and fighting people outside my weight class - I'm way too good to fight in my own, so I have to move up one or two classes.
I briefly tried my hand at acting, but decided to cut it short because I'm really good friends with Russel Crowe and he told me that I was "too good." He didn't want to see me upstage him anymore, so as a personal favor to him, I hung up my acting shoes and have ventured off to find my place in life.
After the acting debacle with Russ, I entered the "World Series of Poker" because I figured my acting skills would meld well to this game. I was right, and had a decent first run; finishing fourth overall. My main problem was on my last hand I thought that we were playing "One-eyed Jacks are wild," thought that I had a Royal Flush, went all in, and lost because I really only had a pair of Jacks. That's what I get for having only played poker with friends before that. The people that ended up beating me mocked me unmercifully for about 2 hours, when my patience ran thin and I decided to choke them out on the table. It didn't end up well as the casino owner kicked me out and I was thus barred from any future "World Series of Poker"s.
I've temporarily settled on programming computers. I know, I know, "how can I go from Cage Fighting, Acting and being a professional Poker Player to programming computers?" It took some getting used to the excitement level, but after a few years I think I'adjusted to it being the extreme occupation that it is.
Anyway, I've got a lot of cool stories to tell because somehow I stumble my way into the most fucked up situations, so if you need some entertainment, feel free to ask.
AOL: hargs79
I editted my profile with My Balls

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman from "Garden State." Crazy in a funny way, & awesome at the same time, plus compulsive liars are awesome. oh yeah, and the Fonz.

My Blog

Really?! Cmon.

I just read a news article that disturbed me, again. To give you the gist of it; Larry Flynt (Hustler) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) intend to go to Washington DC to request a $5 billion bai...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:37:00 GMT

Never Happy

I read a news article today about how Al Qaeda's Number 2 insults Obama with a racial slur in a video and it re-dawned upon me that terrorists are dicks and they will obviously never be happy. I...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:58:00 GMT

Annoyed at work

So I'm at work, working diligently to get out of here on time; which is not going to happen because I've got 45 minutes worth of work to do that I can't start until 15 minutes before I'm supposed to l...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:47:00 GMT

You’re-A-Nation

I'm not one to complain when I feel that I have things pretty well, so I'm just merely going to state a small downside to being able to pee while standing upright. I'm kinda tall; I'm not a card-carr...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:04:00 GMT

WWMBD?

While reading a news article this morning, it dawned on me on what we need to do to win the war in Iraq and get our troops home. It's a very simple idea that I'm sure no one in the Pentagon has ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:44:00 GMT

700 club...I think

As I warmed up my leftover dinner that I made on Sunday last night, I turned the TV on. I almost immediately dismissed what was on and started looking for something else to watch in the channel ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:17:00 GMT

Important Question That I Need Help With

So I was watching TV a short time ago and was hit with a bombshell of a question; the type that is fired from a long distance away, comes barreling down on you like a mother goose after you've stolen ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:11:00 GMT

Moron TV

I didn't watch much of the VMA's last night, but what I did see was such a piss-poor representation of our society today that I threw up blood about 10 times before going to bed. Aside from look...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:43:00 GMT

Thought for Food

Alright, I retract my previous blog about Doritos. This past weekend we had a small bbq at Clay's and I was in charge of getting chips and any kind of beer that's other than Corona and Bud Light...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 22:21:00 GMT

Food for Thought

This comes from a bulletin that was posted this morning by one of my myspace friends. Here it is and after it I want to share my opinion...comment about your's afterward.Let me explain the probl...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:02:00 GMT