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The truth is I live a life you can only dream or wish for...I really pity alot of the dogs I see in magazines and all they have to go through why just the other day I was reading ''tails weekly'' and the artical was about Brittney Spears and her dog ''BRIT BRIT'' anyways it said that Brittney's dog was to accompany her in one of her many stays in rehad the picture for the artical was just as disturbing it showed a shocked and depressed looking ''Brit Brit '' being carried into the institution by Ms.Spears who was also holding a copy of ''The Secret'' while reading this all I could do was thank my breeder for putting me in a loving home where my owners never include me in the crisis they have ...They even close the bedroom door to argue or at least I think thats what they're doing... either way I have no worries I'm bathed,fed,loved and entertained what more can a dog ask for I even have my own sofa...honestly I live like a king and party like a rockstar...theres even a never ending bowl of water thats in my house it just fills itself up whenever its low I've looked them up online and in the back of dog magazines but I havent seen ANY celebrity dogs drinking out of one of these babys. That said I'll say this I'm glad to be a dog, glade to be American,and I'm damn glad I dont live in the old days when Pomeranians like me were bred to pull sleighs and bundles of wood in the snow I'm sure I woulda been great at it though even now I sometimes get the urge to demonstrate my incredible strength but then I remember my warm spot under the Zenith TV its an antique and it fits me like a glove.
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I'd like to meet:

Beasley -The great dog from Turner n Hooch if I must say so he stole the show Tom Hanks eat your heart out.Beethoven - Another star that made his co stars look as dull as ever this st bernard was everything dogs represent he was a hero at heart and a trouble maker at play. Beethover was one of those 90s icons that made pets even more popular.Benji- He was the micheal jackson, the prince of the dog world in the 70s Benji was just as much a legend as Big Foot. I wouldnt mind meeting this guy and picking his brainspeaking of brains...Lassie- The Collie is another one I wouldnt mind talking to she had an IQ of 4000 and a heart of gold lord knows timmy woulda been assed out a few times if he kept calling me all the time in the face of danger no lessFang- The huge dog in all the Harry Potters that dog has an intresting life and I mean it a talk with him would last me a life time of intellectual satisfaction.Eddy- From frazier another fellow toy dog thats also a great friend of fraziers father on the show eddy like me runs the house an everyone in it.Sandy- The street dog turned richie from Little Orphan Annie I love this dog and the story because its the classic rags to riches tale that shows even a dog can make it to the top with the right friends and a little luck.Butkis- I respect a dog that takes the name he was given and doesnt apologize for it. Butkis is the reason Rocky never gave up and he's why I never let my people give up.Buck- This is the dog you may know from the 90s hit MARRIED WITH CHILDREN buck wasnt the best kept dog but he kept his wits about him and I love that...plus he lived in the same house with christina applegate come on whos lap do you think I'm sittin on.CUJO- Unlike Beethoven this Saint Bernard isnt so nice he's a bad guy and everybody loves to hate the bad guy to me CuJo was like Tony Soprano to you guys he was so fuckin bad but you just had to love em I relate to cujo for some reason I think we all have that mad dog in us somewhere.Lady- The cute spanial from the movie lady and the tramp I love her. She has such a innocent seduction.Legend- Remember this shaggy dog from Real World london he ruled.Power Pup- This was a helpful pup that came with your computer he showed everyone that dogs know everything about microsoft and word office97. As a personal assistant on everyones pc.Power pup should forever be etched in our minds I know he'll always be in mine. Why the hell did he get booted... I heard it was steroids but thats everywhere these days plus power pup was a stand up guy come on.Rex- The manly sheep dog from Babe...I respect a dog that protects his family from the pigs...sorry babe

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