(My headline is no longer abbreviated so this no longer makes sense.) I don't usually abbreve like that, but you can only use so many letters on your headline. Which I guess is loosely "about me", but more about myspace, which, if we're being honest with ourselves these days, is what we're all about. What? Also, I think "punch" is one of the funniest words there is. Unless it's happening to you. I've been punched. It was supposed to be funny (no one checked with me) but actually it hurt. That same person one time sweep-kicked me and I landed on my knees so hard it made a loud noise and he felt so bad that he threw himself in the garbage. That was 15 years ago and we're still good friends. But I don't let that define me, even though I just put it in the "about me" section.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Shady characters in a dark alley on a rainy night. Wait, no!
