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About Me

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
Ok there aint too much to say here really is there. And i dont really come on here much so er yeah, if theres anything you wanna know ask 1 of the lads
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By far the greatest team, the world has ever seen

good ol wife beater

You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?

Mass murder makes me happy
Dead bodies make me happy
Say what you will of me
Il always have juggalo family

I'd like to meet:


You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

To be honest i dont really want to meet anyone but if i do meet you and i like you its safe to say even if i dont see you for like 3 years il still have your back
"Come and have a go if you think your hard enough"

Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Reiss.

Which movie was this quote from?

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Music:



Everything and anything

.."http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3955369.st m" alt="bbc's john peel obituary"

Movies:

The crow
Trainspoting
Interview with the vampire & Queen of the damned
Chasing amy
The ring (original version not hollywood remake)
House on haunted hill
Sleepy hollow
Spawn
Carrie
Money train
Demolition man
Ginger snaps
Clockwork orange
Seed of chucky
Nightmare on elm street
Rocky horror picture show
Cabin fever
Exorcist
Bettlejuice
Blade 1+2
Kill Bill (both of em)
Reservoir dogs
Pulp fiction
Nightmare before christmas
Withnail and I
Mortal kombat
This is England
Green street
Lock stock
South Park

Which 'Reservoir Dogs' character are you?
Mr. Blonde, congratulations!
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Television:

music channels
jackass
wondershowzen
dirty sanchez
the simpsons
father ted
league of gentlemen
blackadder
eastenders
black books
max and paddys road to nowhere
phoenix nights
THE MIGHTY BOOSH
Family guy

Books:

Most books by Stephen King
Lord of the rings
Some Autobiographies
Dune
The Vampire Chronicles (well worth a read, fucking long but well worth it)

Heroes:

Its over-rated but hell my family are kinda like my heroes
The lads (the schoolboys,flappa gezzers and the legends from the dogs) its been a pleasure oh and daz dave and scott (legends in there own right)

I keep on listening to the great Joe Strummer 'cos through music we can live forever

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?


Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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My Blog

tilt a whirl

Welcome to the tilt-a-whirlAll you mutha fuckas are gonna dieEverybody! You're dying everyday, constantlyI'll kill myself right mutha fuckin nowAnd still won't die (try me)Wicked clowns never (never) ...
Posted by reiss on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

blah blah blah

9 lasts 1. cigarette: 5 mins ago2. beverage: lemsip (that count?)   3. kiss: this morning    4. hug: this mornin   5. movie seen: road trip&...
Posted by reiss on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

the cover song to end all covers

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to gay.I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this gay.For all the dirty looks, the photographs your gay boyfriend took,Rememb...
Posted by reiss on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:03:00 PST