Dear Diary... |
My owners really are cheap skates. Last night they bought me a really dodgy brand of cat food from a night shop of all places. There penny-pinching ways backfired when I threw it all back up over thei...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:01:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
I spoke to Blackie on the telephone last night. He's my English cousin. He was purring. Probabaly because he is spoiled rotten. He had a a plate full of turkey BEFORE his regular dinner. I've never me...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:26:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
The weather has gone really cold, so I'm trying to sneak inside as much as possible. Thankfully Claire and Bri have put the central heating on so I can warm my paws on the radiator (see my photos).
Au...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:00:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
I had quite a nice weekend all things considered. Claire and Bri had some nice people 'round on Saturday evening. I particularly liked Véronica who made a big fuss of me (see my photos). I've also bee...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:25:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
Wonders will never cease! Claire gave me a huge dishful of cream today. I have to say, I'm a little wary. I tried to get a look at the carton, but she made sure to keep it out of paw's reach.
I have m...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:30:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
A fairly productive day, the only slight annoyance being Claire treading on my tail. She had the gall to accuse me of getting under her feet. If only she didn't have such thunderous clod-hopping ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:17:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
I had my first myspace friends request today. The first was from a guy called Daryl. He doesn't look my type but his music was rather good for a bedroom noodler. The other request was f...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:18:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
They think theyre clever getting metal chairs. They think I wont sit on them because theyre uncomfortable. Well theyre wrong. I dont care. Id park myself on barbed wire if it meant getting in th...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:42:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
My Uncle Mick has been promising me some smoked salmon for the last few days. He finally brought it round today it took him bloody long enough. I havent touched it as I saw the packet and it was t...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 15:36:00 GMT |
Dear Diary... |
Claire and Bri went to a party tonight. They came in stinking of ale with Uncle Mick. They wouldnt let me in the house because Uncle Mick was sleeping on my bed. I ve left plenty remnants of my fur ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:32:00 GMT |
