no teef |
So that guy featured in today's paper specializes in helping people with "meth mouth." Um... EW.When you're walking down the street at 3 in the morning and a guy looks like a police officer from behin...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 11:41:00 GMT |
phantastes |
"We weep for gladness, weep for grief;The tears they are the same;We sight for longing, and relief;The sighs have but one name."And mingled in the dying strifeAre moans that are not sad;The pangs of d...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:28:00 GMT |
moustachio need apply |
"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest." While, theoretically, I can accept the notion that freedom equates to boundary-free living, in the de facto it's total bullshi...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
IL CAPITAN |
"Sometimes we are lucky enough to know that our lives have been changed, to discard the old, embrace the new, and run headlong down an immutable course." For Captain Jacques Cousteau, that moment was...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:00:00 GMT |
muggery and schoolery |
a mugging. what? you want my preponderance of pens and pads of paper? my nest of knitting needles? my few festered fruits? some soy strips, sandy from the sack's stomach? the bottle of spicy srirach...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:18:00 GMT |
the 28th of november |
while the deeds were not all manifested today, the national newswire held stories about a woman microwaving her infant; a woman killing her 7-year-old adopted son by hitting him on the head with a ham...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:24:00 GMT |
gardening and grumbling |
yesterday i transplanted some agapanthus but forgot to cut off their individual drip wirings, so this morning i was greeted by 7-foot-long diagonal sprays of water, shooting east and west, drenching t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:16:00 GMT |
thin line between minimum wage and splinters |
the distance in meaning is vast between raking and sweeping your own yard/porch (front and back), and sweeping and mopping the place where you work. even splinters are enjoyable when for yourself. my...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:47:00 GMT |
i went to noisefest and all i got was this lousy sore throat |
it takes a noise music performer 30 minutes to set up and 5 minutes to perform. it takes three screaming-at-the-top-of-your-lungs attempts to get through a crowd of noisefest revelers, when you're c...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:25:00 GMT |
books and beds |
shopping for books about rose pruning i ran into b.l. kennedy. there's something really amusing and heartwarming when an established local writing talent decides to take you under his wing and recom...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
