Mark

I kick so much ass. You really have no fucking idea.The other day I was out driving in my power boat after a day of off-roading and I was totally fucked up. Seriously. I was tear assing around just ripping it up and the lake patrol cops pull me over. They asked me if I had been drinking and I told them fuck yeah but I'm not drunk. They were ready to take me in but I showed them a few nude pictures of some chicks I just fucked and they were like, "Fuck they're hot." I totally got off.Got to go and meet some hotties and go jet skiing now. Smell ya later.