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About Me

I am who I am, I've done what I've done, I am wiser than most, and I like to have fun...(good rhyming skills!)..
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My Interests

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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.

I'd like to meet:

-Gandhi
-Alexander the Great
-Johnny Depp
-My Biological Father

Music:

TIESTO.... & other trance, Everything else except country

Movies:

Favorite Movies - The Endless Summer II - Fight Club - Anchorman - Dumb and Dumber - American History X - 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

Favorite Shows - N I P / T U C K - Entourage - Southpark - Chappelle Show - Americas Funniest Videos - Real World - History Channel - Discovery Channel - Food Network (Especially w/Giada) - TLC - E! Channel - Desperate Housewives - Greys Anatomy - Queer eye for the Straight Guy

Books:

Dictionary

Heroes:

MY MOM & MY DAD for putting up with me A Little More About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Aaron Smith
Birthday: 1-12-1983
Birthplace: La Jolla, CA
Current Location: Fort Collins, CO
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mostly Right
Your Heritage: German, Irish, Basically a European MUT
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Jealousy, Being Too Nice, Peer Pressure
Your Fears: Not Being Successful
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & Sausage w/not a lot of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Good grades, $, new relationships
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: How did I get here?
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told I have an absolutely breathtaking heiny
Your Bedtime: 1am - 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: Listening to the waves at night on the beach
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK if I HAVE to eat fast food...its gross
Single or Group Dates: Single....then Group fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.....Sweetend no lemon
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla....I hate Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Depends on the mood I am in but I love both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: yes..all the time, especially in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Can't begin my day without one!
Have you Been in Love: Yes, and it sucks
Do you want to go to College: Attending
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when deep sea fishing or in a space ship
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are awesome
Do you play an Instrument: the piano,
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes...a little bit
In the past month have you Smoked: don't recall doing so
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no..drugs are bad
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, I am really picky!

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no....don't like sweets to much
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: unfortunately no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, Life is a stage....everyone plays their part
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some girls heart, but then I gave it back
Ever been Drunk: Maybe
Ever been called a Tease: maybe....
Ever been Beaten up: 13 wins......4 losses
Ever Shoplifted: not to my knowledge
How do you want to Die: Doing something crazy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be a Pony
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/ Green
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but Red..sorry
Short or Long Hair: Not too long and not too short
Height: shorter than me
Weight: lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: anything that fits her personality
Number of Drugs I have taken: what was the question?
Number of CDs I own: not many...they got stolen
Number of Piercings: none anymore
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: tough question
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My Blog

NEW ROOMATES, C-4, Kevin McCallister, & SCARY SCOOTER RIDES

So, it would appear that Jaime...again pronounced: "HI-MAY",(that's for Erin, Brittany & Megan..miss ya ;->) was successfull in his sudden beeline to the border. His discreetness has paid off for ...
Posted by MeAgainstTheWorld on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST

About my roommates...and other

So, if you have been keeping up with my notes you should know that I room with 6 other people....5 now which you will find out why later.(it's awesome...go Jaime...go!!!!) These guys are the most educ...
Posted by MeAgainstTheWorld on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:42:00 PST

Lord of the Retards: The Fellowship of the Smoke Detector(Part II)

( Continued) ......I guess one could argue that a loud constant mind piercing ring was hurting their ears, but in reality these people are the type who turn on their "discmans" on so loud that everyon...
Posted by MeAgainstTheWorld on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

Lord of the Retards: The Fellowship of the Smoke Detector(Part I)

So, the other night the smoke detector went off in the room next door mine. It was probably caused by a grown man in his early 30's with a maturity level of a 7th grader playing with matches or trying...
Posted by MeAgainstTheWorld on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

"Fuckin' ya know it ain't so bad!"(what the uneducated people say in jail)

So, I am only five days deep out of my fifty and it seems I am getting used to it all. I am now an uncle. My oldest Brother Jeremy had his little girl Avery at 1:30 am, Monday. At birth, she weighed 7...
Posted by MeAgainstTheWorld on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST