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LEW

linzywilson

About Me

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..." - Kerouac

My Interests

in no particular order:alphabetical order, anomalies, small units of measurement, pataphysics, the laws governing exceptions, imaginary solutions, non sequiturs, serendipity, strawberry goji bars, papaya, placebo effects, whole foods, laughter, panama, epidemiology, about last night, dictionaries, books, bottled water, writing, reading, sarcasm, bullshitting, yoga, hypothetical situations, third person, parenthetical notation, cilantro, coughing, double entendres, down comforters, driving, dryer sheets, green lights, lowercase, euphemisms, fingerprints, flirting, free shit, walking, trivia, travelling, heartbeats, happy hour, thunderstorms, text messaging, sushi, live music, oceans, metaphors, palindromes, parking spaces, rebates, rhyming, running, scrabble, smiling, slurpees, smoothies, irony, inside jokes, showering, skipping, randomness, cameras, good lighting, mangoes, procrastinating, quoting, photography, dreams, shortcuts, speeding, morals, smooth talking, charm, making someone smile, pointe shoes, good conversations, nerds, geeks, rust colored paint, mustard, hand written letters, late night phone calls, morning text messaging, being silly, details, not telling you how I feel, smiling at strangers, nice boys, good grammar, good music, men in suits, sweet dreams, chuck taylors, flip flops, ballet flats, Central Park in the fall, Central Park in the spring, sledding in Utah, my cousins, 15 years of friendship, fresh sheets, the scenarios in my head, knowing that going out making me realize I like staying in, not knowing how to whistle, dressing down while wearing a dress, vintage, parallel lives, silent laughing, non-designer handbags, coffee ten times a day, dirty humor, situations beyond words, the perfect word, the perfect place, the pouring rain, 80's metal bands, knowledge, pushing beds together, art, blank canvases, jumping in elevators, awkward silences, first kisses, good hugs, white t-shirts, smirks, vocabulary, john galt, and ellipses...
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I'd like to meet:

bathroom philosophers. jaywalkers. instigators. procrastinators. creators. uniques. bizarres. winners. losers. tryers. zealots. movers. shakers. beggars. choosers. pragmatics. observers. shutterbugs. cooks. pharmacists. writers. artists. wonderers. wanderers. laughers. fast talkers. suaves. entertainers. copyright infringers. specialists. obsessive-compulsives. explorers. filibusters. bullshitters. straight shooters. breakdancers. beatboxers. head scratchers. beard strokers. lovers. dreamers. contortionists. charisma junkies. forceful advocates. planners. fly by the seat of your panters. five second rulers. futurologists. nostalgists. gatekeepers. hackers. special agents. above average whistlers. superb parallel parkers. multi-taskers. saints. sinners. people who ride killer whales for a living or sport. bebo valdes. the superemely obtuse.

Music:

Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Bloc Party, Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, The Beatles, AC/DC, Jon Brion, Jefferson Airplane,counting crows, The Format, Chicago, The Rat Pack, Dave Brubeck, Hello Goodbye, Better than Ezra, Tenacious D, Ben Folds, Motion City Soundtrack, Blues Traveler, The Eagles, Living Legends, Saves the Day, Gershwin, Journey, The Verve, Starting Line, Taking Back Sunday, Billy Joel, Sting, Northstar, Collective Soul, Kings of Leon, Citizen Cope, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, John Mayer, Ryan Adams, Jack Johnson, Nelly Furtado, Dispatch, Guster, Ester, Coldplay, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Paolo Nutini, Goldfrapp, The White Stripes, The Shins, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, OK Go, Lucinda Williams, Amos Lee, Otis Redding, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Rosemary Clooney, Etta James, Amy Winehouse, Corrine Bailey Rae, Muse, James Morrison, Damien Rice, Joshua Radin, Michael Buble, The Hush Sound, Jamie Cullum, Norah Jones, Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, Beatles, Elton John, Gwen, Nirvana, the Smiths, the Cure, Van Morriso, Pharrel Williams, David Gray, Ben Harper, The Smiths, Waterdeep, The Cure, The Stone Roses, Over the Rhine, Ani Difranco, Pet Shop Boys, Ryan Adams, Pedro the Lion, Pete Yorn, Tom Petty, Modest Mouse, Death Cab For Cutie, Bruce Springsteen, Cold Play, Damien Rice, The Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash, The Arcade Fire, The Killers, Neil Young, Janes Addiction, John Lee Hooker, Morrissey, My Morning Jacket, The Postal Service, The Pixies, The Wallflowers, U2, 10,000 Maniacs, Wilco, Okay I need to stop now, this is getting sick.

Movies:

Best in Show, The Natural, History of the World, Everything you wanted to know about sex but were to afraid to ask, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, High Fidelity, About a Boy, The Princess Bride, Life Aquatic, The Outsiders, I Heart Huckabees, Thank you for Smoking, What the Bleep, Newsies, American Psycho

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama; basically some of my favorite shows are in fact cartoons. I am a big news dork, the history channel, and National Geographic.

Books:

There are way too many to recall, but the ones that I think stand out the most are; Transvaal Episode by Harry Bloom, The DaVinci Code, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, and The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.Also, the Bronte Sisters, C.S. Lewis, John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Jonathan Irving, Jane Austen, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, F. Scott Fitzgerald, J.D. Salinger, Jonathan Safran Foer, Mary Shelly, Italo Calvino, Milan Kundera, Sandra Cisneros, Tom Robbins, J.K. Rowling, Bill Bryson, Jffrey Steingarten, Alice Walker, Margaret Atwood, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Michael Chriton, and Richard Scarry.

Heroes:

"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy." - Anais Nin

My Blog

I am f*cking Ben Affleck

Brad Pitt can’t even pull off the shorts.     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE...
Posted by LEW on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:45:00 PST

Rice is good when you want 2,000 of something

mitch hedberg is funny I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.This one guy said, "Look at that girl. She's got a nice butt." I said, "Y...
Posted by LEW on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:50:00 PST

And now you can too....

http://www.banterist.com/ftp/print-on-demand.pdf
Posted by LEW on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:03:00 PST

ummm....... so...... yeah

living alone i find myself doing odd things when i get home from work. for example, i just put a ...
Posted by LEW on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:33:00 PST

What an awkward child

Pretty clearly, I have no idea what I am doing with my life anymore. And I don't address this because I become so overwhelmed when I realize just how stupid and juveline I have been these past 6 month...
Posted by LEW on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

It's true. Sad. A little amusing. Mostly odd. Absolutely true though.

i fail at life it is 5:30am and i am still awake. cabin fever struck me at around 2am, and i am now just anxiously awaiting for tomorrow to begin. I hate myself for not being able to sleep like a nor...
Posted by LEW on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

It's just how my mind works.

Following is a list of words I dislike. Some of them make me shudder. Some of them I flat out dislike because of sound, connotation, or excessive banality. Do what you will with these, but please, do ...
Posted by LEW on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Why would I know this?

Why would it suddenly pop into my head that prior to Charlie Sheen and John Cryer starring in "2 and a half men" together, they had both been in "Hot Shots" together? Who gives a shit? I don't even wa...
Posted by LEW on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

Who knew? I did.

new niel diamond material...wipe your tears"Do I Know YouDid I Ever Thought I Did Now I Know Better Saw the Signs, But Not the Danger How'd You Get to be a Stranger At My Door"...
Posted by LEW on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

Indeed

Everyone's exercising! First things first; stretch your torso and your chakra. Then your neck, your wrists, your neck tendons, and your eyebrows. Get ready for a rigorous workout. Then you take two 1...
Posted by LEW on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST