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Id like to have a poppyseed muffin with Danny Boyle

I admire his convivial/whimsical outlook!
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:34:00 GMT

oh HAY Ed Harris

Appaloosa was terrrrrrible! *bitch slaps Jeremy Irons*  Also renee zelwegger looks like a pitbull. And her character was a trainwreck of female lead. "I'm a woman, and I'm scared of everything,...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Dear Uterus,

Stop being such a cunt. ~XOXOann
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:09:00 GMT

e this song

Mojave 3, The MutineerThese are words, a prison curseI'm sorry if some hurt They're thrown with speed, so please believe I'm sorry if some hurt I am sorry if some hurt There's my face, and it's the p...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:16:00 GMT

An Ode to the Weekend by Deanna [Troy]: Quotes, Vol. I

Steve: "Ow! that dry ice just burned me.  Agh! look at this." holds up hand to reveal a raised blister. Ann: "Aww...you want to put some ice on it?" *** Ann: "Freezer Bag Man.  That's a horr...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:17:00 GMT

COCKROACHES.

sicksicksick. My new apartment really IS at LEAST 7% more ghetto, probably actually like around, oh I don't know, 58% more. sickandgross! Maybe my mindset is wrong though, I mean I'm paying $55 less a...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:39:00 GMT

hm.

now what the fuck is up with that, ya know? what did I do? someone 'splaine it to me; lucille ball where are you now?! she'd have an answer....probably incoherent and irrelevant...but still, maybe it ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:32:00 GMT

Nutella =

diabetic. coma. happily.
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 18:50:00 GMT

no, crazy meth head lady, I wont smile...

just because you are yelling at me around your three teeth, "Smihlh girhl! Smihlh! SMIHLE GIRHL!" oh no. I will jog faster past your rickety house with the astro turf on the porch ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 17:52:00 GMT

New Frakin’ Job!

that's pretty much it. I'm just so excited I had to post it on the internets. what's that? Oh! At Sauce magazine! AH FOOD OMG! kbye!
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 16:03:00 GMT