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Alfred E. Neuman

About Me

What? ME worry? My name is Alfred, Alfred E. Neuman! I am the pure face of MAD Magazine. I've been everywhere and done everything! If you got a problem with it then so does over half of the population who enjoys our yucky magazine and our show on the idiot box. You don't care though, because What? YOU worry?

IMPORTANT:
If your MySpace profile is too much for even my cable to load then you will not be receiving a comment sorry but I haven't the time to wait for a 10 minute download
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If I meet you then you have to meet me!

My Blog

Stewart & The Pet Shop

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Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 07:22:00 GMT

MAD Presents :: Parental Double - Standards

Parents often say " Do as I say and not as I do!" When we hear that we often say, " You're full of CRAP!" Parents always say one thing but do another.   You : Should look your age.Your Parents : ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 18:35:00 GMT

Dear Reader Deux Deux

from: waterbed: mad tv is weak       Dear inanimate object: It seems as though you have a problem with one of our services...where as you claim MAD TV is "weak". Yet, it seems to us ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:45:00 GMT

Dear MAD 2 (Letter From A Reader)

  From:   Newt I think you're really cool! I'd be honored to be your friend! Dear Eye Of Newt,Of course you would be honored to be my friend! Although,I can't say that says much a...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 22:50:00 GMT

Dysfunction Junction Clip

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Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:43:00 GMT

Dear MAD, (letter from a reader)

From:    Evil Spankie Pants Sorry but I think your mag has been over run by pinkos   Dear illiterate reader,Of course our magazine has been over ran by "pinkos".  The smurfs ask ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:13:00 GMT

Spishak Is The New Wave.

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Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:01:00 GMT

No More Gobble Goo New Clip

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Posted by on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 09:33:00 GMT

New MAD Reader pics...Where're your's?

             
Posted by on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:32:00 GMT

This one uses quicktime sorry, dolts!

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Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:34:00 GMT