Hey you know what just relax because in a few years we are all gona laugh about this while we sit around and drink a beer.
[MOD]Arogant Bastard: well, just give it more time and less hought ------ notwintip540: i guess ------ notwintip540: or maybe less time and absolutely no thought at all------ notwintip540: fuck yeah, thats the austin way for everything in life
If i had a million dollars for every time ive heard you say that, id be a rich man.
The Rambo Philosophy: When at first you fail, come back with a belt-fed weapon, then try again.
"For this asignment you receive a -1: 0 points for doing the work incorectly, and -1 point for just pissing me off."
At the time it seemed like a good idea. But now looking back it just seems hilarious
"Jim, i think know what the problem is." "What?" "THERES A CARROT IN THIS CIRCUIT!"
"Man i feel like shit."- "Why?"- "Because of last night."- "Oh, what happened last night?"- "I have no idea..."
"its only a good repair if the vehicle runs better than it did when it came in. In any other situation its best just to blame it on Nick."
"Its 2AM and i just dropped a fucking icecube on the floor, Austin its all your fault."
"Begining 15 minute warm-up cycle"-"OHHH MY"-"FUCKKKK"
Its considered 'casual drinking' when you can only remember the first couple beers.
"Hey Austin, you wana box?" - "A box? A box of what?!"
"Were working on a 1L" - "oh just a little 1 liter?" - "no its actually a 2.2L" - "but you just said its a 1L..." - "never mind, fuck you toyota."
"There is only one up-side to being an alchoholic."- "Oh and whats that?"- "i duno, i thought of it last night but i cant remember anything that far back."
My name is Austin. As you can tell i have a tendancy of having way to much fun with things that arent nearly as interesting as you would think. Im kinda corny sometimes, but im also one of the most serious people you will meet. ive got a habit of doing everything the hard way, if you want the story of my life it sounds something like: -life sucks, people suck, get the fuck over it, bring it.
That being said I love to hang out, talk, do crazy shit, party, or just random stuff. So if your ever bored or lonely or in need of some humor give me a call/text/message/email/smoke signal, and ill come running.
Well, ive decided to update this "about me" box with something thats actually about me. Imagine the concept. So, im a sophmore at COCC, im currently in school for my ASE master certification, and im almost there. Being a technician im obviously a little involved with cars. I offroad all the time and spend the rest of that time building my truck up or repairing it so it can continue offroading, so if you ever wana go out and 4wheel hit me up. On my free time i like to do all sorts of outdoor sports, and of course party my liver to death every weekend.
One more thing. My friends save my life every day, and i would die for any one of them. Ive got a pretty good idea of where i would be without all the help ive received from people that care way more than they should. Thanks guys.
MY TRUCK
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04 Toyota Tacoma ext. cab, 5spd (R150F) with 3.4L V6(5VZ-FE)
33x1250 wildcat mudders, 4.10 Yukons, toyota electric locker
Donahoe 3" adjustable race coils, Rancho RS5000's, leafs, diff and center bearing drops
KC's, reinforced skids, demello frame reinforcements
4.5" deckplate, ECT pot, greywire mod
a bunch of other minor shit
The official 04 tacoma breakage list :)
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3-rear axleshafts
1-backing plate
too many bearings to count
1- 4.10 ring and pinion + bearings
1- third member seal
1- center support bearing
2- sets of front brakes
1- rotor
1- drum
1- axle housing
3- factory clutch disks
2- throwout bearings
1- pressure plate
1- 3rd gear syncro slide ring
1- factory alt
Ive rebuilt the 120 amp alternator so many times i dont even know anymore...
1- alternator wiring harness
1- front skidplate
1- left rear bedside
1- rear rancho RS5000
1- clutch master cylinder
1- clutch slave cylinder
2- ebrake cables
body damage done and repaired to rear pannels, door, rocker pannels, and tailgate
2- inner tie rod ends
1- front aligning eccentric
1- front coilover mount sleeve/bushing
a bunch of other shit im too lazy to even list
Think you wheel hard? come talk to me ;)
my AIM is: NoTwinTip540
and my Email: [email protected]
I'm sure ill prolly put something more interesting in this box someday but untill then... enjoy-