Labor Day Blowout Extravaganza Festapalooza |
Happy Labor Day, everyone! Its time to eat 50 cheeseburgers before hitting up the JCPenny to buy 75%-off novelty tee-shirts that I really dont need. While Im there, Ill make sure to remind the emp...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:40:00 GMT |
Vid Picks, Epic Viking Rowing, Dance-offs, Etc. |
Another update! Two weeks straight! Move over Cal Ripken, Im the new master of the Iron Man streak. Sure, you played in 2632 straight baseball games, but youre not classy like the BS Bulletin, where...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:43:00 GMT |
Oh my life is so goshdarned dramatic |
Hey folks, Im finally updating this thing for the first time since the discovery of gravity. My apologies go out to Sir Isaac Newton. If you dont know already, I moved to Peoria last month. I dont...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:45:00 GMT |
Mixed Bag O' Junk |
Hey folks, I havent updated this thing since July 4, so its time for yet another installment of random, nonsensical thoughts. In fact, Ive considered renaming the blog just that: Random, Nonsensica...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:26:00 GMT |
4OJ Suggestions |
Happy birthday, U.S.A! After several wars and economic crises, youre still standing! World War I and the Great Depression aint got nothin on you! I would get even more enthusiastic about this natio...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:08:00 GMT |
Michael Jackson, Trendhoppers, Visions, Etc. |
Ok mainstream media, thanks to you, I now understand the following facts (or perhaps facts ) about Michael Jackson: A) He had wicked dance moves and crazy performance skills.B) He sold an unbe...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:10:00 GMT |
An Incomplete Cirlce |
*Note: I usually don't like to tell people what my poems are 'about,' but just for the sake of clarification, this four-part poem isn't 'about' my family. I don't want them to think I'm dissin' 'em on...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:53:00 GMT |
Exciting Highlights From the Past Few Weeks, Including Crazy Poetry |
I wont lie. Its been way too long since I last updated this blog. But I have plenty of excuses, because thats the American way. For instance: antique tea sets wont collect themselves, people! Its...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:42:00 GMT |
Yo Mamas! Contests and Stuff! |
Yo mamas! This edition of the BS Bulletin is for you. You change dirty diapers, tell little Jimmy (for at least the fifth time) that the wall is not a coloring book, get viewed as the bad guy for or...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 10:19:00 GMT |
The 2009 33.3% Awards |
With April over, the year is 33.3% finished. So, in the spirit of giving out meaningless awards, I will give out a few meaningless awards based purely on subjectivity (or undisguised bias, if you pref...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 12:45:00 GMT |
