I'd like to meet:
THE GUY ON THE COUCH, THE DUDE OR HIS DUDENESSS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE SWEATER VEST (WHAT A GENIUS). I MEAN REALLY I WANNA LOOK BUSINESS AND I'M COLD BUT NOT THAT COLD BECAUSE SLEEVES ON MY SWEATER WOULD JUST BE TOO MUCH. I KNOW, HOW ABOUT A SWEATER VEST. DO I CALL IT A SVEST OR A SVEATER.
Music:
I INCESSANTLY LISTEN TO THAT SONG THAT GOES...SHOOBA DOOBA DOOP DOOP DOOP..... AHH... SHOOBA DOOBA DOOP DOOP DOOP..... AHHH. I KEEP WAITING FOR THE KENNY LOGGINS REMAKE. SOMEDAY IT'LL HAPPEN. GENIUS KNOWS GENIUS. PAY ATTENTION TOOL.
Movies:
ANYTHING WITH DMX. HE IS AN OSCAR CALIBER ACTOR.
Television:
FAMILY TIES.
Books:
GOODNIGHT THUMPER, THERE'S A WOCKET IN MY POCKET, CHOCOLATE MOOSE FOR DINNER, OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO, POLITE AS A PRINCESS, AND DORAH'S PUPPY TAKES A BATH. JUST TO NAME A FEW.
Heroes:
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMART, RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, AN EXCELLENT PUBLIC SPEAKER, AND HAS OUTLANDISH IDEOLOGIES.