Worst analogies writtin in a highschool essay |
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the coun...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST |
Fuck Myspace |
By Savior Breath
i hope all u bitches burn, i pray for it, every sunday i go to church and pray for satan to take your souls into the flame, i want your souls to be tortured i want the worst possible ...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:41:00 PST |
Savior Breath’s Reaction to finding out that I’m going to be a daddy: |
damn dog, you're having a baby? i mean you arent having a baby but you got a female pregnant so technically she's having a baby so you can go ahead and dip, dont sign the birth certificate, listen i k...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST |
Pr0x1mo Facts: |
Pr0x1mo's life story was in the bible titled Saint Pr0x1mus Diviticus but was taken out because his greatness made Jesus look like God's unwanted step sonPr0x1mo's dick has the ability to rid the worl...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:25:00 PST |
The Greatest Thug EVER; El Lok |
Grow ya hair nigga ? what are u a fuckin bitch ? whatchu gonna do next bitch ? get daisys n rock them little pink socks wit tha ball in the back ? fuck outta here nigga, El Lok dont approve of that bi...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST |
Best Thugged out Threats over the Internet Quotables |
shut ur yung ass up..i'll put the barrel in ur mouth and it'll b a long kiss goodnite like sam l jackson
u fixated on my hair like a female wtf?!?! u gon pull my hair?!?! lol ur a midget, only shit yo...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST |
Want to piss me off? |
By Iron Mullet
Do you? Well heres a suggestion: OVERLOAD YOUR FUCKING PAGE WITH MINDLESS, NEEDLESS GRAPHICS, SHITTY GIF IMAGES, BARELY LOADABLE FLASH MOVIES, AND SHITTY MUSIC!
Its pretty simple...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:57:00 PST |
How to bag a HOE the first time you chill! |
By Iron Mullet.
*Caution, the Following ONLY works if she has her own house, and you have a car, cell phone, and time on your hands, DO NOT attempt ANY of it, If you Do attempt it, then I will ...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:49:00 PST |
Pr0x1mo comes out of the closet with a bang! News Link inside: |
http://Pr0x1mo.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/outwithbang.
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Pr0X1Mo comes out of the closet with a bang!
February 10, 2005
Hes here, hes queer, and his name is Pr0x1mo.
My frien...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Wombat And Burn Collab; Animal Rap Remix |
Wombat:
visit the farm...and drive home with a criminal charge
with a mound of pork and pound of horse jizz on my arms
once I get my penis removed, I'll be eating 'em, too
it's the single freakies...
Posted by Pr0x1mo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
