MyGen Profile GeneratorIf you’re here to add a number to your profile or you’re looking for your damn soul mate, hit refresh on your page so you can read this again and then kick yourself in the ass for not understanding the first time cause aint shit here for ya man. For those who know me ya know me, and for those who don’t just ask. I’m not gonna sit here and tell you where I’m from and all that hot shit, or tell people I’m on here to date and what kinda broad I’m looking for. My ass is too old for that. So dont come on my shit looking for salvation. To all the gay chumps writing me and putting me on their Santas list, you damn douches thats why I put married so leave me the fuck alone! ). I also cant stand people who message me those gay ass chain letters(pretty shady youd wish 10 yrs of bad luck on your friend just to save your own ass,right?)I’ve come a long way in life. Never really had a childhood and nothing spectacular ever happened until after high school. With a degree and no money shit started to change and life progressed. I never had it easy like my brothers or ever had the kind of friends they have,I always worked my ass of wherever I found work and did it alone. I first started working in the Texas Prison system as a correctional officer and had to deal with society's rejects from gangs, drug lords, male princesses to fights, riots, and fellow officers getting hurt and raped-you name it I dealt with it. Every single day of those seven years as I entered that gate and as the chains closed behind me I wondered if Id come back out the same way I came in. That’s shits stressful but when you got bills to pay its worth the patience. That was probably the toughest job I’ve ever had but its the one where I got the most respect. There’s been times I whooped some ass but at the same time Im not gonna lie and say I was superman. There were times I got my ass handed to me, but eace time I get back up it made me hell of a lot stronger both mentally and more physically. After seven years of that shit I went on to get onboard with the Federal Bureau. I worked at a facility in South Carolina. The job was awesome and the money was great despite putting up with the dumbasses in SC! I did that for a few months but wanted fast money so I went overseas and started contracting. True it has its dangers, being in Iraq with all the matyr attacks and Kuwait but man the money is well worth it. On my time off I plan to either vacation in Dubai or Bahrain exploring the better parts of the Middle East. I plan on going to Amsterdam and check out some coffee shops this summer (heh heh heh) and probably Japan so I can get my eyes dilated from all the cancer causing lights.Being away from home so long has changed me so much. Im a much stronger person now because Im more independent and Ive learned a lot about the people in this world, especially living in Houston. The world has so many good people in it and Ive dealt with my fair share of douchebags,tools,and dumbass tricks there.I plan on contracting for a bit then going back to my position in the Feds with a different position thats waiting for me. I don’t know if Ill go back to Houston or not but its tempting only because I want to see the faces of all the dickheads that hated on me and all the fake broads Ive dealt when they see how much tax free money Ive made! My shit will be paid for while yall niggas is still financing so FUCK YOU and see you soon baby!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Danish aka "Juju"
Birthday: 06-17-79
Birthplace: Weisbaden,Germany
Current Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Hahaha
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: A Place East of Here
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Always
Your Weakness: My Kindness
Your Fears: Losing the Ones I love
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple Thin Crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To Be More Patient
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: Alhamdu-li-llaahil-lazi ahyaanaa ba'da maa Amaata-naa wa ilayhin-nushuur
Your Best Physical Feature: My Stomach
Your Bedtime: Depends
Your Most Missed Memory: There is none..
Pepsi or Coke: Neither (Fruit Juice and Water)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither (Souper Salad or Subway)
Single or Group Dates: Just us two...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuck
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Shitchya
Do you Sing: When No Ones Around :op
Do you Shower Daily: Do YOU Shower!?!
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: As Soon As she does
Do you belive in yourself: Who Else Will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Modesty speaks first
Are you a Health Freak: YES!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: I Dearly Respect and Love Them...yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Your mind
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Never
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: All the time
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: She Steals My Heart Constantly...
Ever been Drunk: When She Kisses Me...
Ever been called a Tease: Who Me?!?!!??
Ever been Beaten up: Damn do I gotta say?
Ever Shoplifted: Never
How do you want to Die: With the REmemberance of Allah swt
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I Already am
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: She Has Eyes That Pierce Souls...
Favourite Hair Color: Her Hair is a Mere Memory of the Oceans Waves...
Short or Long Hair: Silky Smooth Long
Height: She's Low Enough to Swoop and High Enough to Kiss
Weight: She works out more than I do!
Best Clothing Style: Express All the way
Number of Drugs I have taken: Didn't you already ask me that dude?
Number of CDs I own: Too Many to List
Number of Piercings: Four
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None...Over Time You Learn to Forgive Stupidity
