Jewish Coke |
Look for it. Blew MY mind. Hey, fellow Jews! Drink this Hebrew Cola. Sshhh! Don't tell I'm on it.
I LOVE FRIENDS!!!
VHS tapes = $2 and they always have the cheesiest shits (aladdin, bfast club, st. e...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:52:00 PST |
had a dat |
Nobody likes me buy strangers and family. People are threatened by my eye contact, honesty and that scent. Luckily, in a town of business, I don't have to see anyone twice. I could, but they don't eve...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:06:00 PST |
Bobby Mohammad |
My commercial agent changed my named to Robert Mohammad. I think it sounds Pimp! It's like Bobby Digital but more sinister and Muslim. I hung out with mah boys Dave Rothfus and MIKEY CALDERA last nigh...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:11:00 PST |
Nate Craig 2008 |
Hey Patiofucks! Mohammad Hussain checkin in again. Just dropped a new album. It be called: Nate Craig 2008. I named this after a friend of mine who I love and miss though he is alive. It’s hard ...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST |
Update for my poopsnakes! |
Hey Buttfuck!
I forgot to vote in the primary, but I AM registered to vote. Fuck You Sera sister of mine! I gave you my vote to do with what you will out of sympathy for the fact th...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:28:00 PST |
Americas Favorite Muslim |
It's official folks. It's a brand. There's something about me that creeps people out, yet they can't stop staring. It's the eye contact that does it. Oh my God! He's looking straight into my SOUL! Don...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:41:00 PST |
WHAT'S GOING ON |
fuckshitpissassfuckpisscuntfuckshitpissfuckshitballscockassf
uckpissassshitfuckdamn.I am doing lots. Lots of unpaid stuff. Just filmed a short with some chinese kids in front of a green screen. i got c...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST |
I'm a gonna blog! |
Hey, fuck you, what's going on.I'm trying to crank out a new song, but my pedal steel skills on the six string aren't there.
Still doing improv. Lots of improv. I think I'm going to take an improvisat...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST |
Back to OH! |
It's time to return to Troy for some time with the family. I also look forward to the friend(s) I'll be visiting. Eight days away from my girl, my toiling... I hope I don't go crazy. I am a little ash...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:22:00 PST |
nobody cares |
Incredible. One month to the day. So what's new? A comedy troupe I was in came off hiatus and one-that-I'm-currently-in's run ended. That puts me back at two, with the other ending this month and...
Posted by Mohammad Hussain .Com on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST |
