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About Me

DANA.
ME: 5'6", rather skinny, silly, fun, irritable, usually nice, openminded, well-dressed, smart, vocabularistic to the point that I can create my own words i.e. 'vocabularistic', "Voice of Logic" :)
I HATE: caterpillars. getting late late night phone calls and not knowing the next morning whether it was reality or a dream. waiting for people to pick me up. Indian food. not having money. boisterous faggies with soggy voices. lisps. oversexed and attitudey pre-teens. gogo pictures with irrelevant backgrounds (scarface, skateboards, etc).
I LIKE/LOVE: manicures and pedicures. puppies. happy babies. text messaging. bright colors. driving at night. looking cute and going out with Christina. poetry. green 98 Honda Civics.

FAQs
Q: Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes. But I still like to make friends. Real friends minus sneakiness, benefits, etc.
Q: What race are you?
I am Korean, Thai, and Norwegian (white). Not Chinese. At all.
Q: Where are you going to college?
I'm going to Howard University in the Fall on a scholarship, and I'm majoring in Journalism.

My Interests

3Du0, Education, and Fashion.

I'd like to meet:

AND

NO OFFBRAND MYSPACE DUDES WITH BAD GRAMMAR.

Music:

Gym Class Heroes and Kelis.

Movies:

The Notebook, Derailed, Crash, The Pursuit of Happyness, Hard Candy, Raising Victor Vargas, Half Baked, Office Space, Borat, The Departed, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Love and Basketball, Brown Sugar.

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Family Guy, The Simpsons.

Books:

Lullabies for Little Criminals, Towelhead, The Bell Jar, Their Eyes Were Watching God, To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Indecision, The Lovely Bones, Pretty Little Dirty, Fences, A Gathering of Old Men, A Raisin in the Sun.

Heroes:

- CHRIS GARDNER, who went from sleeping in pissy public restrooms to BALLIN.
- WILBUR from Charlotte's Web, who narrowly avoided being my breakfast bacon.
- KELIS, the baddest bitch of all time (besides being in a Ford commercial).
- MADEA, the motherf'n G of all G's.
- TRINI, the yellow ranger, who inspired me as an Asian female to fight dinosaurs.
- AKEELAH ANDERSON, who made it big time in the spelling industry straight from the slums of [I forgot where she was from].

My Blog

relationships: for REAL vs. for SHOW

Of all the boyfriends I have ever had, how many of them have I actually had a relationship with? Now granted, I have relationships with every single person I know, whether it be as an associate or bes...
Posted by DANA JEANius on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:01:00 PST