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Eustace Clarence Scrubb

justin_sucks_at_life

About Me

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. His parents called him Eustace Clarence and masters called him Scrubb. I can't tell you how his friends spoke to him, for he had none."

i wanna get the fuck out of here.

My Interests

narcolepsy and liver failure. come back in three weeks to see jaundice added to the list.

I'd like to meet:


the residents of midget town.

anyone needing a full-time graphic designer in missouri. don't ask. it's complicated.

this guy:

Music:

better to keep this current:

top five songs of june 2008:

The Raconteurs - Top Yourself

The Replacements - Left Of The Dial

Ryan Adams - My Love For You Is Real

Justice - DVNO

Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Being Bad Feels Pretty Good

Books:

c.s. lewis
hesse
orwell
rand
camus
plath

My Blog

im not the only one.

.....we have four more drinks at cedar tavern. maybe five. just enough so that i feel loose and comfortable in my own skin, like a gymnast. jim suggests we hit another bar. i check my watch: almos...
Posted by Eustace Clarence Scrubb on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

the measure of success.

there is something inherently beautiful about watching a handful of elderly japanese women shuffle through the aisles of marukai, past the rice cookers and freshwater eel, carefully selecting just the...
Posted by Eustace Clarence Scrubb on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:46:00 PST

daydream.

my definition of an ideal LIFE, in general, is in a constant state of flux. in the span of a month, i typically change my mind about whether i'm satisfied with what i've got going on in my life rough...
Posted by Eustace Clarence Scrubb on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:59:00 PST