5haun

I'm the boy about town that you've heard of. I am an artist. I loathe well liquor. My friends are the shit. I want more tattoos. I am half in the bag. I can't get enough of reality television. I am a music junkie. I like to remember things my own way (not necessarily the way they happened). I like to sing Blue Velvet. I am under-medicated. I want you to show me on the doll where the bad man touched you. I am a book worm. I always go over my text message allowance. I look Italian. I hate cooking. When I think about you, I touch myself. I want to know who hooks up Kate Moss. I am a gossip whore. I am a slacker. I love cheese. I can't pass a mirror without seducing it. I love cold pizza. I love pizza. I should have been born into wealth. I can't find my Klonopin. I want you to take me down to the Paradise City. I think Mimosas should be part of a nutritional breakfast. I am doll parts. I miss Airwalk sneakers. I think Tivo is the greatest invention, EVER. I miss ditching class. I don't want no scrubs. I fling poop at Republicans. I didn't steal your boyfriend. I want to go back to bed.