G'day ladies and girls, women and sheilas, i'm Andy Hair Candy. i'm kicking it in my hometown Melbourne, the land of abusive P-platers, big fukkin' dogs, Marsbars and sunny road side mullets... i live in the world were every time you hop in a car your drunk, sunburnt and somebody's cranking up the WENDY ICON. A world where in every cowboy boot there's either a bag or a screwdriver. where there's a barbeque in the bush and a streetfight in the city.give me a buzz and in seconds i can be at hanglider's point with a six pack. in this town we can harrass tourists, pick shrooms, go cow tipping, nip down the pub, drop acid and go fishing WHATEVER MAN!!! i'm not a good looking guy.... but what i lack in the face i make up for in style... i can kick ass spreading Vegimite on toast with a samurai sword and i can kick ass drinking a bottle of cough syrup on a V-line train. it's not what you do... it's HOW you do it >:)... the record player spins and "Janis Joplin" plays, there's always a goon bag in one hand and my dick in the other... i live each day liek it's my last. and the two emotions that rule my life are "love" and "anger". i've had an interesting life... and sure have some stories to tell... i mean you've all probly seen me around, dizzy buzzed in the streets... or a black leather monster on a V-Line train... sometimes undercover in trackies and a crooked flat peak hat! right kents, drop me line on msn [email protected] xoxoxdrop a coment
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